He was the load his mother should have swallowed. Of course his father had to choose to make him a stain on society instead of a stain on the bed. He doesn’t have one less of a chromosome he has an extra one and it went straight to his massive fucking forehead. You wonder why he’s always so busy on Friday nights but it’s not because he playing some stupid video games. He’s absolutely sucking the life out of some random dude named Trace with an absolutely massive dick. He might be a girl for all you know because he somehow still hasn’t hit puberty and his voice is higher than his dad when he beats him every night. He’s about as useful as Anne Franks drum kit. Overall summary you couldn’t explain to him in crayons how empty his brain is.
by CollinGill432 April 2, 2024
Get the Kai Matthewsmug. A person referred to by D.R.R.D.B.B and is generally a posh person who enjoys anime, can be referred to as "Oak"
by Just_A_Definition January 22, 2019
Get the Matthew Emertonmug. The anti-fuckboi.
The first known case of a fuckman.
The guy you bring home to meet the parents because he is a respectable stand up guy.
The hero the world needs in 2020 but doesn’t deserve.
Someone who can’t fuckboi as it goes against their genetic make up.
The first known case of a fuckman.
The guy you bring home to meet the parents because he is a respectable stand up guy.
The hero the world needs in 2020 but doesn’t deserve.
Someone who can’t fuckboi as it goes against their genetic make up.
“Oh here comes Matthew, he’s so nice I’m going to introduce him to my parents this weekend, even though we only just started dating”.
by Masterplanpenguin November 27, 2020
Get the Matthewmug. A really fun, humorous, and caring boy. He will make you laugh through a phone or put a smile on your face once you talk to him or see a message from him. If you're bored or sad or just want to have someone to talk to, A Matthew is a good person to run to. He is loving at some points, likes to tease you sometimes, but he is very cute during the process. He will compliment you, and he will make you feel safe. He might be a jerk sometimes too, But he eventually says sorry and makes it up to you. If you are sick (like me), It's good to call a Matthew, Because he will make you laugh, entertain you, make your day way better, and just feel loved. He is very stunning, even though he won't admit it, He knows deep down he is cute. Make sure you have a Matthew in your life! Because he will be a great friend or boyfriend, while being a pretty boy ^^
by akakakakakakakakakakakakakakaf October 30, 2022
Get the Matthewmug. Someone who continuously makes overarching generalizations and uses Facebook as their fact checker. Is also the biggest slacker in the work place.
by liferuiner104 May 24, 2023
Get the Matthew Iraqimug. by MattHasALongDick April 28, 2014
Get the matthew cademug. A name given to a illusive hominid who has a particular interest in crossdressing and the trans community. Known to roam the Northern Irish countryside, they (or it) can usually be found raiding nutritional supplement storages at night.
Known to have little body hair but also somehow resembling Lionel Ritchie, they are known to feast on BCAAs and various flavours of preworkout before falling into a blind rage, decimating local McDonald's and kebab shops.
Known to have little body hair but also somehow resembling Lionel Ritchie, they are known to feast on BCAAs and various flavours of preworkout before falling into a blind rage, decimating local McDonald's and kebab shops.
by Ch0ngz November 23, 2021
Get the Matthewmug.