March 16

the day most of us went into quarantine

Dude 1: yo when did u start quarantine?
Me: March 16

by Short Chick Big Heart March 17, 2021

The March of The Penguin

When you cum in someone's ass and shove a popsicle up the anus which dams the splooge so as to force the recipient to march like a penguin to the commode.

Last night I came in Perry's ass and didn't want him to spill my seed on my bedsheet, so I made him do The March of The Penguin.

by Honey Badger Bitch February 19, 2012

March 9

A God with dark curly hair was born on this day. He has a bubbly personality which makes him very interesting. He is known for his attractive looks and avoids conflict. He is also tall and has a charming smile

S: you're very handsome and interesting when is your birthday?
D: March 9
S: oh explains why

by r.z.a March 8, 2020

28 march

National cuss day!
Ignore your parents you can cuss all day today f*** sh*** p**** doesn't matter.

"It's national cuss day! F*** you." 28 March.

by A Unknown Soul November 19, 2020

March 22nd

A beautiful person was born on this day and when she was born she started her life and hit rough patches till she met someone amazing she loved him so much and no matter what she always has they had rough patches but she still cared for him and needed him and she knew he felt the same

Him: Hey happy March 22nd
Her: You mean my birthday, right?

Him: March 22nd day is the day my girl was born and I want the whole world to know how special March 22nd is to me

by HerMoron22 August 26, 2022

March 3

Match with your crush day, or your boyfriend/girlfriend

Hey we should match it’s march 3.

by Cute couple goals March 2, 2021

march 15th

ignore hayleigh’s ft calls

*hayleigh calls you*
just let it ring bc it’s march 15th

by hsianxvns March 15, 2021