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Lick Your Best Friend Day

(n.) a new holiday that falls on National Best Friend Day each year, appropriately observed by licking your best friend to show your love and appreciation, possibly derived from the affectionate behavior of the dog, man's best friend. It is meant to be a prank that is both annoying yet endearing.
Johnson: Did you know today is Lick Your Best Friend Day?

Bob: *lick*
Johnson: Y..you're my best friend too... :')
by bugajoob June 8, 2014
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full lick and suck pack

This is a term used to describe an all inclusive deal especially when purchasing a car, which includes all the “extra’s” like window tint, after care, extended warrant, mag wheels etc. Or when buying the top of the range model in something.
Wow he bought that car with the full lick and suck pack.

Nice Stereo, yeah I go the full lick and suck pack.
by Ferret March 21, 2005
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I want to lick your brain

Your mind is so fascinating I want to get sexual with you and apply my tongue to your brain that I find so sensually exciting.
Katie: i had a crazy dream about sumo wrestlers in tutu's.
Man: Wow Katie, your mind is so amazing I want to lick your brain.
by Krex92 January 2, 2012
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Big Bone Lick State Park

A wildlife recreation area in Kentucky south of Cincinnati, Ohio. A tourist attraction.
A nick name for a city park in Cincinnati where homosexual prostitutes gather to ply their trade.
Another tourist attraction.
Bob: "I'm going to take the kids to Big Bone Lick State Park this
weekend."
Sam: "Don't you think your sons are a little young for a blow job?"
by jsd9632 January 17, 2012
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Can I Lick Your Pineapple?

A question that is purely innocent but sounds very perverted. It is used in a conversation between friends when they feel like making other people feel awkward. Can be answered with "Yes, you may lick my pineapple" or "no but you may lick my (other fruit)".
Kayla: "Amy, can I lick your pineapple?"
Amy: "No, but you may lick my cantalope."

Marla: "Dakota, can I lick your pineapple?"
Dakota: "Yes, you may lick my pineapple."
(Random Person): "What?!"
by MayILikeYourPineapple? June 24, 2011
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I would rather lick the floor

Comeback to, (Bite me, Eat me, Fuck me, etc.)
by Tori Van Winkle February 4, 2009
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Let him lick his ass

When someone is being a little bitch and annoying everybody with their meaningless shananigans, you tell them to go lick their ass, as in go whine and bitch by themselves. Applies to females too. Their counter part would be let her lick her ass
Susan: Ugh, becky's whining about her louis vuitton shoes getting dirty at the party yesterday
Mary: Let her lick her ass, i don't have time for her rich girl problems.

Vicky: Shawn's telling everybody that I told him I liked him
Amanda: Ugh let him lick his ass, I swear his ego is the size of jupiter

Jessie: Bro, drake keeps bugging me about my fake shoes
Nick: Let him lick his ass, we all know his are faker than anybody's here.
by VolocityHarp June 7, 2016
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