Splatoon's Law states that the vast majority of people who pick a female character in video games when it has no effect on gameplay are actually men.
Splatoon, for example, has a primarily male playerbase but around half or more of the players will choose a female inkling.
Splatoon, for example, has a primarily male playerbase but around half or more of the players will choose a female inkling.
Guy 1: Huh, I didn't know this many girls played Pokémon Unite.
Goy 2: Splatoon's Law says they're all probably dudes.
Goy 2: Splatoon's Law says they're all probably dudes.
by A Glass of OJ February 1, 2023
Get the Splatoon's Law mug.Refers to statutory rape law. If both parties are willing, then the only thing stopping them is the "Chicken Law," that basically is calling them cowards.
"I really want to have sex with you, Curt, But you are only seventeen. I am 19. Even though we love each other, there is that stupid effing Chicken Law!"
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Get the chicken law mug.The theory that regardless of how unorganised a hoarder is, they will always be able to pinpoint where a specific item is.
David: “Hey Mikey, do you have a phone charger?”
Mikey: “Check the second pile on the right down the hall to the bathroom. At the bottom of the pile is an old milk crate with a bundle of wires in it. The USB-C Charger is right at the bottom and the Apple Charger is tangled with an HDMI cable.”
David: “Dude… why would you know that?”
Mikey: “Hoarders Law.”
Mikey: “Check the second pile on the right down the hall to the bathroom. At the bottom of the pile is an old milk crate with a bundle of wires in it. The USB-C Charger is right at the bottom and the Apple Charger is tangled with an HDMI cable.”
David: “Dude… why would you know that?”
Mikey: “Hoarders Law.”
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Get the Arundel's law mug.Old news. A topic that has been done to death. First used circa 1999 on the Popbitch message boards.
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Get the corn laws mug.the rule that if given enough time in any online discussion about Apple, someone will eventually make a comparison to Steve Jobs would have done differently (a variation on Goodwin's law)
"If Steve Jobs were alive, he would have never allowed that color choice on the new packaging."
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"Steve Jobs must be rolling in his grave over the new Apple commercials!"
"Can we please stop mentioning Steve Jobs' name everything Apple does something we don't like? Jobwin's law is really pissing me off right now."
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"Steve Jobs must be rolling in his grave over the new Apple commercials!"
"Can we please stop mentioning Steve Jobs' name everything Apple does something we don't like? Jobwin's law is really pissing me off right now."
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Frequency of types of content on reddit front page.
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Frigg's law
11/2010: 23% self stories 15% politics 32% cats 31% omgstarwars
Frigg's law
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