door knocker

A cob of dried corn used by pranksters on "Mischief Night" to toss at people's doors......notable for the loud BLANG!! or KABAAM!! it makes when hitting a door.......

That was one righteous door knocker dude!

Old lady Henson was awakened by the loud BANG of half a dozen door knockers on October 30th.

by binydeamon October 29, 2009

knockey

"knob jockey" condensed to one word

see also, "knobjockey"

Pass the ball, you knockey, OR IL MOTHERFUCKIN KNIFE YOU ALL,YOU KNOCKYS

by Ladddi tReilly August 7, 2004

knock boardies

when one dude knocks his cock against another dude's cock

Some dude once asked me if I wanted to knock boardies with him, but there was no way I was smacking my cock against another dude's cock!

by EveryoneIsGayButMe May 28, 2009

Knock the rocks

To masturbate

Going job hunting today?
Nah, got a fifth of vodka, gonna watch yoga, and maybe knock the rocks a bit.

by Ziplin January 27, 2010

knock knocked

When a girl releases dirty videos or photos of you to Facebook or any social media for all your family and friends to see.
(Don't be a horn dog or a fuck boy and this wont happen to you)

Person1- Dude this chick is fucking releasing dirty videos of me on Facebook.
Person2- LOL omg dude, do you know what your getting.
person1- No what am i getting.
Person2- Your getting Knock Knocked , welp you better start finding new friends.

by Negan3932 July 9, 2017

Knockedoutiest

This is when you are beyond knocked out. The most knocked out we can be.

He was drunk, but she was the Knockedoutiest of the whole bunch.

by GMax2011 July 5, 2018

Knock her off her feet

To knock someone off their feet is to be so impactful in someone's life, in typically a positive and affectionate way, that they are taken aback by the sudden force of their feelings for the person

In order for Edita to make time for someone they would really need to knock her off her feet!

by Ulo October 6, 2018