A man with a small penis and no friends. A common slang word used in Secondary Schools in the county of Essex, England. Usually ginger.
by wagyuwibb March 10, 2022
Get the Sidney Johnsonmug. to fall under the definition of Brent Johnson, you must require the following:
- two missing toes
- good breath
- a paintbrush
- wine cellar
in stressful times you often won’t need a brent johnson as it will makes your ears bleed listening to the constant apologies for wanking on the job.
to avoid this situation, it is suggested that you staple his mouth shut and lock him in an elevator to ensure you don’t hear the word “sorry”
- two missing toes
- good breath
- a paintbrush
- wine cellar
in stressful times you often won’t need a brent johnson as it will makes your ears bleed listening to the constant apologies for wanking on the job.
to avoid this situation, it is suggested that you staple his mouth shut and lock him in an elevator to ensure you don’t hear the word “sorry”
poem:
“this little piggy went to the market, this little piggy stayed home, this little piggy got decapitated, and this little piggy survived”
- nursery rhyme by Brent Johnson
“this little piggy went to the market, this little piggy stayed home, this little piggy got decapitated, and this little piggy survived”
- nursery rhyme by Brent Johnson
by gusgus69 December 6, 2024
Get the Brent Johnsonmug. My girlfriend rubbed my concrete johnson last night.
Did you see Concrete Johnson last night? They fucking rocked.
Did you see Concrete Johnson last night? They fucking rocked.
by Alex Engel August 19, 2013
Get the Concrete Johnsonmug. any lenny face with "{ }" brackets
by klfgs77 August 4, 2020
Get the earlobe johnsonmug. A man putting shit into a pussy and then fucking her making the shit over the phallus. The girl then proceeding to lick the shit off of the phallus
by FrankenShitter6969 October 7, 2022
Get the Jimmy johnsonmug. by Melvin. Not Sophia. Melvin. August 30, 2022
Get the dwayne the rock johnsonmug. He is an amazing person and will always be.He is good at football and very soft.He keeps his best friends close to his heart and never lets go of them.If you have a Marcell Service-Johnson in your life dont let him go so easily
by Unknown643567 December 3, 2017
Get the marcell service-johnsonmug.