January 1

dumbest bitch boy in the world

yeah, he’s so weird cuz he was born January 1st

by sllutllux October 16, 2019

January 14th

Originally March 14th was supposed to be designated as Steak and BJ day. See definition for March 14th if you're unfamiliar with the best holiday ever. The one problem with this date is it's a month after Valentines Day. You're relying on follow through then from the woman in your life to actually celebrate. Really Steak and BJ day should come a month before Valentines Day so women actually have to celebrate before we put in any effort into Valentine's Day for no reason.

January 14th is now the best holiday ever because it comes BEFORE Valentines Day and you can hold it over a womans head if they don't celebrate it.

by notzimmwalt April 23, 2018

January 10th

National Touch Girl Day, on this day you are able to grab a girl's booty and she will not call the police because she enjoys it.

Everybody gets to touch ass because its national touch girl day.

Boys I'm gonna touch her ass because it is January 10th

by Dylanisacoolerkidthanallofyou December 8, 2019

18th january

If you’re born on this day ur a fatneekwith a big beak

Karen you fatneek. I bet you was born 18th January

by Peterfile June 9, 2020

January 3.14159265359

An infinite long January. Seems to have 8 months and never seems to end.

"Yo dude! Is it February yet?"

"Nope."

"It's like a January 3.14159265359"

"It's never ending"

by Jujuc123 January 30, 2018

January 24

Keith's birthday :))

January 24 is Keith's birthday

by duerfiolw January 4, 2022

January 1

January 1st is the day dedicated to the lord and savior NBA youngboy because starting a new year Youngboy teaches his ways on how to never be broke again therefore we praise and worship him on this day

“Put your black forces on its national youngboy day”
“It’s January 1st though”
“Exactly”

by <3 NBA Youngboy December 29, 2021