jingleballing

the act of putting the testicles completely inside of a vacuum hose and turning the pressure all the way up until a small hole forms at the bottom of the sack. then squeezing the balls out of the hole and catching them in a cup. then shaking the cup up and down with your hand covering the top so they don't fall out. a perfect activity for a christmas party with the family.

jingle balls jingle balls jingleballing all the way!

by jingleballer July 11, 2011

Jingletot

Where a man squats down and a girl lays on her back and gargles the testicles

"Hey dude how did it go with that minger last night ?"

"it went okay i just let her jingletot me all night"

by OrgaSAMMM October 6, 2011

Jingle Bling

All the ornamentation and lights that a particularly festive individual hangs up on the exterior of his or her home, to the extent of being too bright and flashy; possibly becoming a traffic risk do to it's near-epileptic inducing qualities.

I was driving down through my neighborhood and almost hit an old lady crossing the street because I was distracted by all the decorations covering Mrs. Wilson's house. Too much jingle bling!

by Whitewolf719 December 5, 2011

Jungle Bottle

A bottle you keep in the shower, used to squirt water at your arse hole, so you don't get an itchy ring.

"I've got a right itchy arse hole!"
"Get yourself a jungle bottle then"

by Fuck it all! January 1, 2012

Jungle Tremor

1. When an earthquake hits a low income area.
2. Is what is referred to when you hit an Afro-American bitch's fat ass and its jiggles.

Bet you it would cause a jungle tremor if you smacked Beyonce's ba-donk-a-donk.

by Portly November 10, 2012

jungle gold

The best chocolate pussy one has ever had.

Yo, bra, dat bitch.... Jungle gold.

by Hjc September 20, 2013

jungle-suit

Refers to the colorful suits that brothers (blacks) love to wear, in order to be stylish or to stand out.

Refers to the colorful suits that brothers (blacks) love to wear, in order to be stylish or to stand out.
Did you see LeBron at the NBA Draft?

"Yeah -- man was that one cool jungle-suit that he had on! What color was that -- banana yellow?"

by mike87111 November 23, 2013