You'll always find a Big J in your life, they're kind, caring and funny seemingly a real genuine people person. You'll always have fun on a night out with people like Big J; however, don't be fooled they are cunning and calculated individuals that strive for nothing more than to gain leverage against you.
Yes, you might argue that you have had fun nights out with a Big J; but that embarrassing incident, will forever be in his arsenal to climb the social ladder.
He's an absolute liability on nights out but will deny it till the grave.
If you find yourself (un)fortunate enough to encounter a Big J you had best be gaining leverage of your own, which can prove difficult when they embrace their embarrassing and silly behaviour.
Yes, you might argue that you have had fun nights out with a Big J; but that embarrassing incident, will forever be in his arsenal to climb the social ladder.
He's an absolute liability on nights out but will deny it till the grave.
If you find yourself (un)fortunate enough to encounter a Big J you had best be gaining leverage of your own, which can prove difficult when they embrace their embarrassing and silly behaviour.
Person 1: So, I heard about the bin incident.
Person 2: Wait, how?! I only told...Big J...damn.
Person 1: You left me alone on a night out and abandoned me!
Big J: That's a lie, you ditched me.
Person 1: You can't tell anyone about the horse.
Big J: Don't you worry...
(Later that day...)
Big J: Did I tell you what Person 1 said about the horse?!
Person 3: No, tell me!
Person 2: Wait, how?! I only told...Big J...damn.
Person 1: You left me alone on a night out and abandoned me!
Big J: That's a lie, you ditched me.
Person 1: You can't tell anyone about the horse.
Big J: Don't you worry...
(Later that day...)
Big J: Did I tell you what Person 1 said about the horse?!
Person 3: No, tell me!
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