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foxie's law

States that whenever Tor or Bitcoin is mentioned, the longer the conversation goes on the higher the chance that Child pornography or Silk Road will be mentioned, even though these are not the main uses nor design of the systems
<Josh> k gonna use tor with my nook
<Josh> yolo
<Mark> why?
<Sam> Mark: so he can do illegal stuff
<Mark> foxie's law.
by apolloh September 7, 2013
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Cheyenne Laws

by qazer99 November 25, 2011
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The 3rd law

The 3rd law encompasses all man laws. The 3rd law states there are no other laws. Man laws encompass: The divinity of food, the respect of the shotgun seat laws, the respect of another man/bro/broksi's girl, the code of silence (i.e. when a man's has relations with a girl and severely regrets it, it never happened), etc. Punishment for breaking the 3rd law can vary among bro circles, but is always HARSH. The 3rd law is the most sacred concept known to humans.
He broke the 3rd law... That's grounds for castration.
by Supreme Judge February 25, 2011
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Champion's Law

If you have the ability to screw yourself over, you can, and will do it.
Guy 1: "Dude I should have asked her out, she liked me for all that time."
Guy 2: "Looks like you're yet another victim of Champion's Law."
by IronFozzie October 12, 2011
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Dave's Law

That no matter where or when you go to a library, you will automatically have had an overdue book and owe a hefty fine.
Sorry I can't pay for McDonald's, I had to pay the library who totally Dave's Lawed me.
by A BLT. August 31, 2011
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Poppletons Law

Poppletons Law - An often used employment caveat in which fuckwits of no education, qualifications, experience or knowledge find themselves in high job positions basically because their face fits.
Poppletons Law “ how the fuck did that idiot go from floor cleaner to director in two years?”
Nice tits so they used Poppletons Law”
by JonnyBatman May 24, 2023
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Hoarders Law

The theory that regardless of how unorganised a hoarder is, they will always be able to pinpoint where a specific item is.
David: “Hey Mikey, do you have a phone charger?”
Mikey: “Check the second pile on the right down the hall to the bathroom. At the bottom of the pile is an old milk crate with a bundle of wires in it. The USB-C Charger is right at the bottom and the Apple Charger is tangled with an HDMI cable.”
David: “Dude… why would you know that?”
Mikey: “Hoarders Law.”
by BlueXander May 26, 2023
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