bed

When you fuck your daddy to hard and he starts to cum and wont stop and then you die beacuse your cock is to big

Bed was fun last night i loved to stick my cock up your ass lassnight.

by Natthecoolperson November 21, 2021

roasting bed

1. a bed that's too hot
2. a bed that roasts you when you lie down or sit on the bed

This is a roasting bed!

by DMreal July 16, 2022

Clipped Bed

A bed covered in taco fixings

Mark: Do you know what I could go for right now.

Tanner: What?

Mark: A clipped bed

by eposope July 19, 2022

bed wine

(noun) the final glass of wine for the evening that you enjoy alone, usually in bed.

It's been a day so I am just going to enjoy this bed wine and pass out.

by reel tlk July 21, 2022

Bed Princess

Someone who doesn’t put a lot of effort in bed.

You must be a bed princess if you only like to receive

by Lareina28 July 23, 2022

Bath and bed

When your mate can’t hack the level of drinking required so heads home for a bath and bed.

He really can’t handle his drink, looks like bath and bed time.

by Anonymous Cardiff July 26, 2022

Bed Sledding

Sex hard enough to slide the bed across the room

they were going so hard they ended up bed sledding to next door

by CeilingMirror July 27, 2022