j hoes

abbreviated slang for jehovah witnesses

Greg: Who's at the door?
Kendra: J hoes! three of them!
Greg: Let's sneak out the back and go to KFC

by wildmilechamp August 28, 2006

superman that hoe

Beating a girl from behind and then busting jizz all over her back... then when she lies down on the sheets the sheets will stick on to her back - superman style

Tyrone: im bout to superman that hoe tonight
Jamal: nigga, you done gone ruined your sheets then
Tyrone: its worth it when i see her get up with a sheet cape on her back.

by PatrickHarder January 2, 2009

hoe life

When a female enjoys the single life and can have as many sexual encounters as she likes without being judged and to satisfy her own needs.

Friend - "how are things with you?"
Me - "great, I'm enjoying the hoe life right now"

by Nikki.dee October 8, 2017

spiderman that hoe

when a guy is getting head he pullz out and nutz in his hand then fliks it at the grils face while doing the spider man sign

she wouldent swallow so i SPIDERMAN that hoe

by wizeguy September 25, 2007

yo hoe

a phrase used by townies and pimps to call their bitches.

yo hoe come here and giv me sum shines now bitch

by louise April 12, 2004

Art hoe

it's important to note the term was first coined by poc. Today it is mostly used to refer to white girls who are "quirky" and "different" that probably have micro bangs, masturbate to bands you've never heard of and never shut up about how they exclusively shop at thrift shops.

Omg, Klara Is obsessed with her image of being quirky, she's such an art hoe

by Cat-Catastrophe January 22, 2017

halftime hoe

a girl that is a hoe half the time

a girl who is a hoe half the time you see her wit some other dudes trying to get pimped then when u see her she acts like she aint no hoe that is a halftime hoe

by hallmark apt August 18, 2011