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Hard Mandate

A completely made up term with no real power. Used by a shady private EMS employer to scare employees into compliance when extra personnel are needed on the road.
Man, scheduling called me in the middle of the day to try to hard mandate me. They know I work nights.
by LizardSlinger October 27, 2020
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hard-ow

being so horny and having such a big erection that it feels like its gonna explode. Especially painful while wearing pants cause it gets bent out of shape.
Oh Baby, you're givin me a hard-OW!!! Damnit! Stop makin me so horny! Im wearing skinny jeans......oh well, take it off girl!
by lamblikerockets September 7, 2010
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Try hard

A person who goes to the extreme to be better than other people at a certain thing
by Dwilliams October 7, 2019
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Apple Hard

When you are so excited that your boner is harder than normal. Usually in reaction to receiving a new Apple product, of which said product will probably be outdated in 6 months, making the power of this boner fleeting, but truly powerful. When one becomes "Apple Hard", they often experience a feeling of superiority, usually over people who use PC's. While this feeling of superiority may be misguided, the power of the Apple Hard is often too powerful for the novice and one succumbs to the massive pull of the boner.
My new iPad just came, and I am Apple Hard right now!
by FBRPonline June 3, 2011
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try-hard

A try-hard is a particularly poor player who picks their character and playstyle based off the current meta-game despite not being able to actually use said character/playstyle well. They will often also insult players who are doing well but are not following the meta.
Try-hard: OMG! Why is this so hard? Boot the warrior because warriors suck and EVERYONE be sure to pick hunters because hunters are the best.

Player: But the warrior is top DPS and you're a hunter and the bottom DPS.

Try-hard: That's because you're all idiots who aren't following the strategy and I don't see why I should try when you're all such noobs!

Player: But even the healer is beating you in DPS.

Try-hard; That's it! I'm out! You guys are ****ing n00bs and I'm going to find a REAL group!
by Snowtwo September 15, 2016
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hard bage

non-recyclable garbage -refuse that recylers don't want/won't take for various reasons (like 'hardware' or 'software' in garbage language)
i keep one can for hard bage, and one for soft

time to de-bage (take out "trash") wheres' my hard bage can?

got me lots of hard bage
by michael foolsley December 19, 2009
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brock-hard

The state of experiencing an intense, almost painful erection induced by the sight of Brock Lesnar approaching a wrestling ring.
Dude, Bitcoin just jumped 23% today. I'm so brock-hard right now
by Alex Keaton November 11, 2017
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