All of these other definitions are wrong.
Hard parking is when you flex at a car show so hard, that it makes other cars seem weak, or soft. It means your car is well respected enough (for any genre of car enthusiast: classic/modern domestic, JDM, euro, bagged, VIP, donks, slabs ) that the event coordinators usually let you park in the premier spots, usually parked on sidewalks or other areas that are like BLAM. HARD PARKED.
Lots of street cars typically with clout can park almost anywhere and appear to be hard parked. Sometimes you gotta hittem with the angle too.
Hard parking is when you flex at a car show so hard, that it makes other cars seem weak, or soft. It means your car is well respected enough (for any genre of car enthusiast: classic/modern domestic, JDM, euro, bagged, VIP, donks, slabs ) that the event coordinators usually let you park in the premier spots, usually parked on sidewalks or other areas that are like BLAM. HARD PARKED.
Lots of street cars typically with clout can park almost anywhere and appear to be hard parked. Sometimes you gotta hittem with the angle too.
by Boulderc30 January 29, 2021
Get the Hard parkmug. 
Die hard Tonya Harding supporters- Heil Tonya, who do you want us to off today? We will never question your greatness.
by The Original Agahnim June 7, 2021
Get the Tonya Hardingmug. a term "try hard"
was used a by noob players that have no skills to people that are good player doing stuff that they cant do
jelly noobs mad cause someone is better than them
was used a by noob players that have no skills to people that are good player doing stuff that they cant do
jelly noobs mad cause someone is better than them
by Dota2 is a epic moba game that December 17, 2016
Get the Try hardmug. being so horny and having such a big erection that it feels like its gonna explode. Especially painful while wearing pants cause it gets bent out of shape.
Oh Baby, you're givin me a hard-OW!!! Damnit! Stop makin me so horny! Im wearing skinny jeans......oh well, take it off girl!
by lamblikerockets September 7, 2010
Get the hard-owmug. A completely made up term with no real power. Used by a shady private EMS employer to scare employees into compliance when extra personnel are needed on the road.
Man, scheduling called me in the middle of the day to try to hard mandate me. They know I work nights.
by LizardSlinger October 27, 2020
Get the Hard Mandatemug. "I had to return my implant. The hard-off switch
jammed. You may wish for a perpetual hard-on,
but you have no idea."
"What now?"
"They said it would need a month's work. I need a breather
anyway."
jammed. You may wish for a perpetual hard-on,
but you have no idea."
"What now?"
"They said it would need a month's work. I need a breather
anyway."
by Steed Dropout September 16, 2012
Get the hard-offmug.