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Old lady goat hair

A single coarse hair that grows on an older woman's face or neck. Usually grows in a day or 2 and sticks up straight
I have an old lady goat hair that needs to be pulled.
Dang my old lady goat hair sprouted overnight.
by Grandarthma July 17, 2022
mugGet the Old lady goat hairmug.

New Zealand Goat Farmer

Background:
It’s a known stereotype that farmers in New Zealand experiment with bestiality, especially with goats, this sexual technique can be used when someone wants to have the sensation of having sex with livestock but doesn’t want to commit bestiality.

Definition:
When a man and woman engage in dogie style or anal sex. The man precedes to grip and squeeze the woman’s breasts (like he’s milking a goat) while she makes sounds mimicking a goat. This could also be with two females or two males (one with man boobs)
Woman: Gosh my tits are sore, that’s the last time I let him try the New Zealand Goat Farmer
by Dingle123 January 4, 2009
mugGet the New Zealand Goat Farmermug.

two peckered billy-goat

Wow look at that guy is hornier then a two peckered billy-goat.
by dbond May 5, 2011
mugGet the two peckered billy-goatmug.

you fuck one goat

This expression dates as far back as man has been stuffing his junk into farm animals. You fuck one goat. Meaning there are some things we do that we must carry with us, no matter the good deeds you do or the people who love you, this can all be overshadowed by one horrific deed.
An old farmer walking through his field with his grandson.

Old farmer- "Billy, you see that fence there? Your father and I built that fence with our own two hands.

Billy-''Yeah... That's great grandpa.

Old farmer- "And that barn Billy, do you see that barn? My father and I built that barn long ago together. And these fields Billy...

Billy- uh huh, didnt you fuck some goats once though?

Old farmer- "it was one goat! Geez you fuck one goat...
by Ageofchronic January 6, 2017
mugGet the you fuck one goatmug.

shut your goat mouth

Shut up but with more force.

The alternative is shut your trout mouth
-Annoying person is talking

You say:
"You shut your GOAT mouth" OR
"You shut your TROUT mouth"
by SIUeeeeeee June 30, 2009
mugGet the shut your goat mouthmug.

blows goats for half price

To badly suck. To suck worse than anything has ever sucked before. worse than diping french fries in your comatose mother in laws bed sores, eeewwwww grossss !!!!!!!!!
This freaking job blows goats for half price, Yeah what a desperation station this place is.
by skyjack_fixer@yahoo.com March 29, 2008
mugGet the blows goats for half pricemug.
Tankoo The G Is An Upcoming Artist From The West Side Of Chicago. Tankoo The G Is An Big Rapper And Singer. TANKOO THE GOAT IS A CELEBRITY.
by Tankoo The G August 3, 2022
mugGet the TANKOO THE G/TANKOO THE GOATmug.

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