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Aberdeen Glass

A violent method used in Aberdeen, Scotland where you take a glass bottle and place it inside a person's mouth. The mouth is wrapped around the bottle and the person is lying on the ground either flat on their back or on their side. The persons jaw is then kicked full force from below causing the person to shatter the glass and their teeth. The glass shards also rip and tear the insides of the mouth and go down the person's throat. It is a term similar with a Glasgow Smile. It is a mix of glassing someone and a curb stomp. It is not commonly used but has occurred and was created within Aberdeen.
He was mouthing off, so they gave him the Aberdeen Glass. Didn’t talk again.
by MetaAberdeen June 25, 2025
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Glass

Glass is called Glass because it is made out of Glass.
Man: I have Glass.
Woman: That is pretty neat.
by TheKoolAidManHasHIV June 8, 2020
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the closet is glass

is used to tell someone that they're borderline homosexual even though they claim otherwise, which is telling them that the closet they're hiding in is transparent, everyone can see them clearly in that closet.
"Dude, have you heard Lady Gaga's song 'Boys Boys Boys'? I'm not gay but it's just sooooo good! She's such a queen."
"Man, the closet is glass .You can just say it at this point."
by sackO'tatoes December 12, 2023
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soap opera glasses

A way to discribe the interst you take in something, the way you might take interest in a soap opera can explain how you view some other interaction. It could be overhearing a conversation, watching others from a window, following a tabloid publication or a public personality. Given how the platform for communication has become the enormity that it now is, our ability to view has amplified and those sqare eyes that those of us were promised if we sat too close or watched too much TV has become a thing of truth as the world is viewed through a screen. The affluent would view their theatrical experiences from the boxes through opera glasses. The multi platfomed entertainment/media allows us to peer through into places denied us in prior times. So our ability to view life down the lense and how we view what we see in a certain respect can be viewed as seeing through or wearing soap opera glasses
Depp v heard! I eggerly awoke each morning to tune in and follow the Depp X Heard trial, watching every live stream through soap opera glasses.
by Mistress Scarlett March 9, 2023
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Glasses

Something that you need if your vision is impaired but good enough to still be able to see. On the other hand, despite what some very stupid people think they do NOT and they will NEVER make you smarter. Only you can make yourself smarter.
It's sad that people that wear glasses are called "four eyes" by some very mean people and as it is been around for even before the existence of my parents, there's no reason to think it will ever stop being used.
by PhoenixGamer34 September 16, 2023
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Tap The Glass

To tap the glass is to act on impulse, make bad decisions, and flying like a cat.
“Yo suby’s coming to pick me up

“Don’t tap the glass buddy”
by BOBRO3000 September 3, 2025
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glass

When used as a verb followed by a region, such as "glass California", it is a facetious reference to bombing the shit out of some country or area with so much heat that deserts and sand in general will melt into glass. To obliterate.
Person 1: Sick and tired of all these wars in the Middle East, why don't we just glass the whole thing?
Person 2: Oil doe.
by Kalarus April 13, 2022
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