shot the goose

When you have accidentally ejaculated inside of your girlfriend.

As Johnny and I started to have sex for the first time, not even three minutes went by and he stopped then looked at me and said "I shot the goose."

by cedmondsuek October 6, 2010

Fluid goose

Male jerk off man by feet

Person 1: let’s have fluid goose person 2: yess I haven’t got jerked off by feet in werks

by Poopystain65 December 4, 2020

Golden Goose

To graze an unsuspecting individual's perineum (see goose), yielding sufficient surprise or alarm to cause the individual to involuntarily urinate him or herself.

What started with your standard "How's your father" variety of goose graduated to the Golden Goose when Frank's bladder let go.

by Klevrguy March 13, 2016

Goose

A girl with fake tits.
(The two O's in goose represent the fake tits)

Check out that goose.

by Batdog444 November 29, 2018

GOOSE

Goose otherwise known as wild

Oh man I'm going goose

by Alex Goose March 10, 2019

Geesey Gander Goose

"Geesey gander goose" is a phrase used to describe a little nonce

"You know phil? He likes little boys! he is a geesey gander goose.

by Geesey gander goose September 29, 2022

Goose Witch

A Goose Witch is a witch that lives in a spooky forest that, when asked, will turn you into a goose

"Oh goose witch, please turn me into a goose"

by Thefemboyboy March 2, 2022