A modern-day "get-out-of-dutch" statement dat is da standard --- and generally untruthful --- response when someone indignantly inquires why he was overcharged/invalidly billed, needlessly disturbed, wrongfully detained, etc., when he had specifically taken careful steps to ensure dat he would not have any problems in said area of his life.
If someone in authority tells you, "Sorry -- must have been a computer-glitch" or, "I dunno --- must have been an accounting error" in response to your resentfully asking him why you were incorrectly bothered, you should strongly suspect dat this response is merely a standard "canned answer" dat he gives to every protesting citizen whom he and/or da organization dat he represents investigates/contacts in error; in reality, off course, it's probably intentionally being done in da hopes dat they can gain unearned/undeserved monetary benefits, give themselves a fatter workload so dat they look busier than they actually are, drum up more business, etc.
by QuacksO March 2, 2023
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Take TX-71 outta town (keepin right at the fork with 290 west outta town). When you git to the Village of Bee Caves, slow down. They're lookin for city slickers to fuck over on drugs and alcohol drivings charges. Plus, you miss the turn. Go left. On Hamilton Pool Road. For anti-tresspassin reasons, y'all can't know whur to turn right. Then you hike up Ruski Ravine and hike left up to polak's throne. from there it's easy. There's a clearing in the woods at the very top of the hill. And that's when you cum on his\her face.
Take TX-71 outta town (keepin right at the fork with 290 west outta town). When you git to the Village of Bee Caves, slow down. They're lookin for city slickers to fuck over on drugs and alcohol drivings charges. Plus, you miss the turn. Go left. On Hamilton Pool Road. For anti-tresspassin reasons, y'all can't know whur to turn right. Then you hike up Ruski Ravine and hike left up to polak's throne. from there it's easy. There's a clearing in the woods at the very top of the hill. And that's when you cum on his\her face.
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Mr. Glitch is a living error who appeared when Gigi (Game's Global Gameplay companion) was removed from the source code. He was awoken by Game after he and the User stumbled upon an Indian non-game due to the duo's game-breaking antics.
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