Fortnite 

A disease that commonly occurs in kids, Youtubers, Losers, and Snapchat users.

Symptoms include:
High levels of salt
excessive use of credit card
Loneliness
Uploading content about said disease
and finally death

The disease has no known cure as of yet.

doctor: sir your son has fortnite
Father: Holy Shit!

Fortnite by Narrator64.exe June 18, 2018

fortnite 

It is a video game that virgins play because they have spent all there money on v-bucks and cant take women on dates

Where we dropping boys-fortnite tryhards

fortnite by THEcougarlove June 18, 2018

Fortnite 

A game that commonly causes men to lose their girlfriends.
The only and best way to piss someone off is with the 6 damage shotgun, it's sent from satan himself.

" My homie just lost his girlfriend after he got 6 damage from his shotgun and the other person got a headshot with 250 damage. It was clearly satan. I hope he doesn't quit fortnite. "
- Homie

Fortnite by NightwhisperOwO June 21, 2018

Fortnite 

A game that only got hype because it was free. females need to be happy they playing Fortnite and not with they heart. also played by Youtubers that played Minecraft

homeboy1: ay bro you know fortnite got a new update

homeboy2: ok and
Homeboy1: arent you hype
homeboy2: no only gay niggas play Fortnite
homeboy1: still wanna play duos

homeboy2: hell yeah

Fortnite by computer keyboard for kids June 21, 2018

Fortnite 

A video game created by two cunts with a keyboard who were 40 years old, broke, living with their parents and wanted to scam little twelvies out of hundreds of dollars.

wow look atthe kid playing fortnite

Fortnite by ya boi ALI-A June 21, 2018

Fortnite 

A video game that is free but u end up buying for it....it’s addicting &’ breaks relationships

As in Her: Baby can u come over;))
As in Him: Nah bitch Im tryna get a win, maybe later.
Fortnite: a addicting video game

Fortnite by ur moms secret boyfriend June 22, 2018

Fortnite 

A Game that only boys and weird girls play.

The boys who play this game either a fourth grader that have no brain waves, or an adult that pays more attention to the games than their girlfriend.

The girls that play this game are interested in the idea of a game like this. (even though it’s every competitive game ever)

Timmy: HEY MOM LOOK AT MY FORTNITE WINS!

Timmy’s mother:Timmy you’re 43 and living in my basement...GET A JOB!

Fortnite by I hate you 123 adc June 24, 2018