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Miami Fried Dough

First you have to have one volunteer to be jizzed on. Either male or female will work. They must strip down to nothing while 70 men wank off and jizz all over the volunteer. Be careful though. All 70 of the men must jizz at the same time so jizz is still liquidy. Once the volunteer is jizzed on, roll them in flour and rub olive oil or canola oil onto the volunteer. Once you are done oiling the volunteer, throw them out onto the beaches of Miami to fry in the sun. That is how you make a Miami fried dough.
A: Dude, Jimmy volunteered for a Miami fried dough and he didn't know what it was.

B: No way dude!

A: He crisped up good
by DingleHopper August 30, 2013
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dusted fries

When an old man ejaculates on your fries.
Could I have a side of dusted fries with that burger?
by ElWaheeey328 May 11, 2017
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Sucks Major French Fries

An expression in which shows disappointment in one's find. Another way of saying this expression is replacing "french fries" with "big mac".
Person one: "Dude, these Twitards are saying that Harry Potter sucks..."
Person two: "Ah, well, Twilight sucks major french fries..."
by -X-Ellen-X- November 10, 2009
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just put the fries in the bag

Used as a response to someone falling off. Refers to working an actual job, likely low-wage.
My most recent video got 5,000 likes! I should make more!
You have 600,000 followers, just put the fries in the bag already
by BlueBladeWrites July 4, 2024
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fried out

The delirious, tired (temporary)state someone is in when they are starting to come down from their marijuana high; they usually still look and feel high. They act sluggish and burnt.
Someone can be permanently fried out if they have smoked too much or taken too many drugs in their lifetime and are permanently chilled out, slow, spacey, and burnt. A.K.A "Perma-fried"
Homie 1: Are you high?
Homie 2: Not anymore, I'm just really fried out.

Homegirl 1: Do you wanna go out tonight?
Homegirl 2: Nah, I'm too fried, I have no energy.

I saw Billy for the first time in 2 years and he is really fried out, he couldn't even carry on an intelligent conversation.
by weedfairy June 22, 2016
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Fried My Cheese

When someone or something really pisses you off.
Hey, I can't believe Sheila took credit for my idea. That really fried my cheese!
by suckit77 July 16, 2009
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fries

Hey look, thats a fries
by i hate fries 2 January 20, 2021
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