Happy as a monkey fried in clarts

Someone who's really miserable or pissed of, clarts is a word for a wet mud.

He's as Happy as a monkey fried in clarts ain't he.

by Firesword101 April 7, 2025

fried chicken chat

when a group chat is inactive or barely active for a long period of time, meaning the chat is dead as fuckin fried chicken.

"hey man, why'd you leave my discord server?"
"nobody says anything in there anymore, it's been a fried chicken chat ever since your brother kept spamming goatse..."

by ice bone boy April 12, 2025

Watermelon, fried chicken, and kool aid!

The types of food that big black muscular guys will eat (ramazani)

give me the ramazani meal ( watermelon, fried chicken, and Kool aid!

by Idonotliketacos May 15, 2025

Consolation fries

French fries that one purchases as comfort food following a disappointment.

BEN: We got consolation fries.
ADAM: That's a fun phrase.
BEN: They're not the most beautiful object, but they do taste good.

by jaq-rabbit May 16, 2025

Consolation fries

French fries purchased as comfort food following a disappointment.

BEN: We got consolation fries.
ADAM: That's a fun phrase.
BEN: They're not the most beautiful object, but they do taste good.

by jaq-rabbit May 16, 2025

bitch on fries

A misinterpretation of the name of the Bichon Frisé dog, similarly to bone apple tea.

Have you seen those bitch on fries dogs before? The white fluffy ones

by Leafysun May 23, 2025

fried

when something overheats too much and it stops working eventually.

Like a PS4.

bro my MacBook was fried. it wouldn’t turn on anymore.

by Shæt April 11, 2024