Flapple

The final boss of Animal Crossing. Summoned by Joe Biden and/or Xi Jinping, this beast has eleventy hundred hearts of health and seventy saturation bars. It deals six thousand and nine damage per minute, which is enough to kill even emerald armor.

Flapple killed my mom last year.

by whodenym January 13, 2024

Floppy Geyser

Pussy from fat girls with massive meat flaps that squirts out pussy juice like the Yellowstone supervolcano.

That fat jawn really got that floppy geyser.

by noirfra December 4, 2024

flapperdap

Flapperdap is used as an adjective for people who are complete slobs and lazy

Person 1: Come on now
Person 2: I dont feel like it
Person 1: Wow you are such a flapperdap

by bolledyr123 May 22, 2024

Flippy Crashout

A crashout in which you focus on being overly and comically violent. A crashout is when someone snaps and focuses on violence usually against targeted people like a murder spree. Flippy is the name of the green army character in Happy Tree Friends in which his PTSD would cause outbursts would cause him to be cartoonishly violent with extreme gore. Examples include using helicopter blades to decapitate someone and stabbing someone with a fake flamingo and spinning their head around with it.

"Yeah he had a flippy crashout and attached his leg to a carousel to rip him in half"

by windycross June 4, 2024

floppy dick

A floppy dick is an unfortunate symptom that may be acquired when a guy goes without masturbating a very long time. As you go about your day while the penis is in its flaccid state you will feel it pulsating and throbbing, flopping up and down, back and forth, flopping from side to side, flopping against your left thigh and then against your right thigh. And it may still be flopping up and down around everyone you meet and then the mind will start playing games with you telling you that you want to fuck everyone and anyone you meet. Your mind will say things like "see that guy over there? You want to fuck him don't you?" And you'll say, "no I don't!" and the mind will say "then why is your dick flopping up and down?".

Ever since I stopped jerking off, I now walk around all day long with a floppy dick.

by Bill Beef March 2, 2024

Fappymatsu

A nickname given to Choromatsu in Osomatsu-san by Osomatsu. He was given this nick name because Osomatsu caught him—in Todomatsu's words—"Pulling his pod."

Osomatsu: Look, all I saw when I walked in was... Fappymatsu!

by local_osomatsu_girl March 2, 2024

Flampy

A small Lithuanian man who is a wide as he is tall. Often found within your veins and or colon. This is referred to as Internal Lithuanian syndrome

Example: "bro not even lying I feel like flampy is rolling down deep in my colon" "Bro ur gonna die "

by Sillyhomunculus March 4, 2024