big faced hundreds 

"new" hundred dollar bills with the big face of ben franklin, the older bills had smaller faces

"whaaats in my pockets dawwwwg? big faced hundreds!!"

"rob your stash house double down out in vegas
i been spendin hundreds since they had small faces"

big faced hundreds by miller6612 July 16, 2011

Fake Football 

The Code The Americans Play. The one with all the hands on the balls and the ass grabbing. They say the superbowl is the most watched thing on T.V but the world Cup final ( the real football tournament) is watched much more.

Guy #1: Wanna Watch A Football Game?!?!?

Guy#2: Yer! I LOve Watching Men Grabbing Each Others Asses And Catching A Ball So They Can Do A Retarded Dance And give A Load of americans have an excuse to get fat!

Guy From Another Country: U Dick Heads.Its Fake Football For Christs Sake!

Fake Football by mike 90210 September 16, 2008

Faded 

Faded is short for cross faded witch me drunk and high!!

" Fuck! im so faded right now!"

Faded by ThisChickBad March 31, 2010

faded friday 

A tradition started at a high school in the Santa Barbara/Goleta area where a group of people would bring water bottles of alcohol in a water bottle and chug during first period, and be faded for the rest of the day. They would then rally to each other with the call " hey is it friday for you?? " and no one could understand them.

" hey is it friday for you?"

" yea, i'm pretty faded, dude"

"let surf it after faded friday is over"

" for suuuure"

faded friday by anna nicole curren October 15, 2006

Fake blood 

A group of 1-4 kids who act tuff smoke weed and fuck sluts. Primarily 8th graders named jack or joe. Fake bloods often threaten people for no reason and think their life is hard. They probably have shitty parents and are the most popular people in school because everybody else is a dumb ass as well

Person 1- hey did you hear about how jack dropped his juul in the toilet he’s so stupid.

Person 2- hey watch out he’s a fake blood he will threaten you and never follow up on it..

Fake blood by Fact spitter nwms October 30, 2019

Fakedown

Switching on the hazard warning lights of a car in order to stop in a place where you would otherwise get a ticket.

If a car breaks down, the hazard warning lights are switched on.

Stopping your car (eg. to unload goods) and switching on the hazard warning lights is a fakebreakdown, ergo a "fakedown"

Fakedown by Nympho Lion Bears January 19, 2013

fake mix'n 

to bullshit or to play and fake around. can be a person, place, or thing

Yo' dat nigga be fake mix'n

fake mix'n by bigbootyJ November 28, 2007