Douchebag Drunk 

When an obvious douchebag gets incredible drunk and begins to break property, such as windows, doors, lamps, furniture, etc.

Joe got douchebag drunk last night and punched through the front door glass of the dorm lobby. The cops came and fined him big time.

Douchebag Drunk by bbonehead666 March 5, 2011

Shitface Drunk 

When you are drunk off you ass and what not!

Hey is it time to drive? NO 'CAUSE I AM SHITFACE DRUNK!

Shitface Drunk by emily b January 3, 2004

Designated Drunk 

The designated drunk helps to occupy the police while his buddies drive away.

A cop was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible DUI violations. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb and try his keys on five different cars before he found his. The man sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes.
Meanwhile, all the other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started his engine and began to pull away. The cop was waiting for him. As soon as he pulled onto the street, the cop stopped him, read him his rights and administered the breathalyzer test to determine his blood-alcohol content.

The results showed a reading of 0.0.
The puzzled cop demanded to know how that could be. The driver replied, "Tonight I'm the designated drunk."

Designated Drunk by Crawdadz January 1, 2009

Perfect drunk 

An alcohol induced coma that nearly removes all sense of awareness yet creates and maintains a blissful state of being. Complimented by the miraculous avoidance of potential social and biological hazards, this drunk cannot be sought but only stumbled into.

"I don't know what's going on, and I don't remember what I just said." - Jeremy perfect drunk

Perfect drunk by Macro, Son, Semen, Steve January 30, 2009

Rob Drunk 

To drink alcohol in surplus amounts with no respect for one's appearance, coherency, and personal safety until inevitably vomiting and passing out.

"Man I was so fucked up last night, i was definitely rob drunk."

"Dude, you were rob drunk last night."

Rob Drunk by PallMall May 13, 2010

i'm not drunk

A statement repeated by girls when they get drunk, especially ones who can't get enough attention when they are sober. This is interchangeable with "I'm SOOO DRUNK."

*yelling while on stipper pole*
"I'M NOT DRUNK" "I'M SOOO NOT DRUNK"

i'm not drunk by Ryland Brack November 8, 2007

e-drunk

typing while intoxicated without fixing multiple errors even though the author knows they are messed up

"im gonna be home thyis weekend htougha"
"dnt ethn necut weekend forr breeak"

e-drunk by Bastard_Kid_Kris March 3, 2005