driving jesus

nickname or the act of driving so recklessly that only the Lord Jesus Christ himself can prevent permanent damage and/or death.

bob: « you heard that noise ? »
sue: « no, what was it ? »
bob: « driving jesus got in another accident on the avenue »

by gof August 20, 2024

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Drive thru eyes

Glossy and Blood shot eyes, smoking pot all day,having a good buzz looking fucked up

You shouldn’t go in that store you got them “drive thru eyes” go somewhere with a drive thru

Anyone have eye drops I want food but I got drive thru eyes

You can’t go inside of Taco Bell you got drive thru eyes

by Rob Donner December 30, 2023

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North Dakota Drive-by

When a group of friends fill up a water gun with their semen and proceed to spray it at pedestrians while driving by.

My cousin got hit with the North Dakota Drive-by last week.

by Phatcockandnutsmaybe May 21, 2020

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Taxi Driving

(V) To drive recklessly like there is no tomorrow, give the birdie to people who you deem too slow or too law- abiding, all the whole yelling into a bluetooth headset.
Noun: Taxi Drive

Taxi drivers are especially good at taxi driving.

by MyPi February 26, 2019

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