Pencil Dick Dalton

While this manly man may have the skinniest penis one has ever layed their eyes on, he happens to be charming and sweet. He seems to be attracted to toxic bitches but seems to be breaking his cycle. He likes ass and mows grass. 10/10

Guy 1: yall here pencil dick dalton spews bacon grease from his long peepee.
Guy 2: you know it, I cook with that h*ckin stuff.

by LordBigPeepee June 23, 2019

Armpit dick

Where a armpit get fucked by a dick

Dam bro I'm sorry I gave your sister a armpit dick. It felt gooood

by Xx19Black23xX September 24, 2019

Suck dick December

Suck dick December is the month every guy can walk up to a sexy girl and say “it’s suck dick December” and the only thing she can respond whit is “where do you wanna go” and she has to suck your dick

Guy “hello”
Girl “hey”

Guy “ suck dick December”
Girl “ where do you wanna go”

And that’s how easy it is to get sucked off

by Locus788 November 4, 2019

Yellow Dick

The result a penis turned yellow by the addition of cheese dust brought on from consuming Doritos (or similar) and masturbating, likely induced from boredom

Friend - "Hey man, how was the weekend?"

You - "so boring, ended up with a bad case of yellow dick"

by FiftyOne151 December 1, 2019

Big dick nigga

A guy named Nutella that got that big dick

White man: hello big dick nigga.

by Big nutt 19 December 2, 2019

cutting dick's

to out do or outshine a friend. 1 up somebody.

Eddie is always out here cutting dicks. His rims are bigger and his stereo is louder.

Eddie is always out here cutting dick's.

by Chozen317 September 8, 2020

kick dick november

the month where girls can get all the boys back for slap ass october

oi its kick dick november

by thatgurlyouneversee October 1, 2020