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Re-douche

The liquid that remains after douching that is captured, put back in the douche bag and then re-used (or re-douched).
He is worse than a douche bag--he is re-douche!
by Amonte August 2, 2012
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Douche Kinase

An individual who, because of the intensity of their douchyness, makes others around them more douchebag like.
Dan is such a douche kinase I think he's making me a douche.
Everyone who hangs out with Bill becomes a douche: he's a douche kinase.
by Unfortunate D-Bag October 5, 2011
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Bleach Douche

When you want your vagina to be as clean as a sparkling bathroom so you beer chugged a whole thing of bleach inside your womb and you start making sea foam come out of all your holes and you convulse down the stairs and crunch against the wall and fucking die.
My bleach douche was successful and now I am dying.
by JAM IN THE TOE March 22, 2020
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Douche Plug

Make sure you wear your douche plug when driving in California.
by iheartstats April 23, 2011
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Poop Douche

A poop douche is slang for an enema. It's perfect because it is hilarious and grosses people out. So when you're in the store looking for an enema, just ask for a poop douche.
"I need to buy a poop douche because I am constipated."
by Poopdouchebish July 2, 2019
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Douche Juice

A person with such indescribable idiocy and arrogance, who has such an intolerable personality that they rank highest on the douche scale.
by MrsTall November 6, 2012
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Douche-nibbler

One who nibbles on douches and/or douchebags.

A sexual movement including a woman and a man, ETC.

A complete moron/jackass, but when you get tired of calling them a "Douchebag"

A person who had a prank pulled on, but completely oblivious of it.
"That guy is such a DOUCHE-nibbler! What the hell is his problem?"
by Khengus March 5, 2009
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