by Wordsarereal April 13, 2016
Get the ding dongedmug. A device that makes a "dong" noise and once you hear the noise, every school in a kilometre radius explodes. It is otherwise used as a pedophile alarm system and all pedos will hear this alarm.
Person 1:"did you hear about that massive dong incident that killed 1000's of kids?"
Person 2:"An explosion killed 1000 kids?"
Person 1:"I heard also that someone rang a dong and all the pedos invaded his house."
Person 2:"An explosion killed 1000 kids?"
Person 1:"I heard also that someone rang a dong and all the pedos invaded his house."
by Linjin November 9, 2022
Get the Dongmug. by Jerome🥸 June 1, 2021
Get the Hood Ding Dong Ditchmug. To blank someone's dong, is the act of ignoring someone's genitals when in clear view.
The phrase can also be used in the first person, to 'blank your own dong' or 'blanking my dong'.
When used in this context, it means that someone is lacking attention to there penis, and is most probably not wanking.
The phrase can also be used in the first person, to 'blank your own dong' or 'blanking my dong'.
When used in this context, it means that someone is lacking attention to there penis, and is most probably not wanking.
Bro 1: Dude, totally gonna have a threesome this weekend!
Bro 2: Awesome! Just make sure you blank his dong!
Bro 1: Yeah, i had one before, the other guy was just staring at it, he totally didn't blank my dong.
Bro 2: Awesome! Just make sure you blank his dong!
Bro 1: Yeah, i had one before, the other guy was just staring at it, he totally didn't blank my dong.
by George Hughes 5000 January 17, 2011
Get the Blank My Dongmug. The aftermath of a night out by the trifecta of gentlemen having an cuckold night amongst themselves
by Doogle73s November 9, 2020
Get the Dong gumug. by dem bols February 14, 2024
Get the dong clappermug. the ring a ding dong showed at the party they r so coooooooolll they dinged my dong they r the most popular
by sparknotes November 27, 2019
Get the ring a ding dongmug.