coffee

Coffee is an acronym for Condoms organised fantastic fucks endlessly ensured.

I received a message from a woman, a good friend, asking me to meet her for coffee in Dublin.

by St Ias December 28, 2005

sunnyvale coffee bean

bring your gf in a dumpster and fuck her then pop a chancre in her ass then make her eat it then make out w/ her then spit it in her vagina then hit her over the head with a coffee mug...dumb bitch

dude this chick pissed me off so i took her out back and gave her a sunnyvale coffee bean...she thought it was erotic

by jorDANick November 11, 2008

Ollie Cuffley

A tubby young lad who enjoys watching xmen and harry potter films. He is a budding young photographer always willing to practice nomatter the subject

Ollie Cuffley just sent me a text. ewww

by adamsmith133 March 23, 2011

mr coffee

the act of urination during intercorce

i gave he the mr coffee last night

by curtis lewis October 18, 2006

Black coffee

Black coffee is black money that you earn illegally

Do you have a job?
Yea I make black coffee

by Ham der January 1, 2016

Coffee Lock

1.a huge fucking homo lock who blows his dad's cock.

2.a dildo loving cocaine whore.

3.a flaming ass monkey.

Related words: faggot, queer, homo

You look like a coffee lock with those pink short shorts on Steve.

by wtfnoobfan June 9, 2004

Coffee Grounds

The act of shoving ones asshole into a sleeping person with chocolate syrup inside your asshole, as you sit on the person you release your asshole and slowly dip the chocolate syrup into them.

God damn that Coffee grounds we gave cam last night made me laugh so hard!

by Alex weeks July 25, 2007