crypted fucker

Someone who wants to have sex with a crypted

P1:man I wish Bigfoot would eat my ass
P2:tf your such a crypted fucker

by HomostuckButLessDeath December 6, 2021

crystal future prez

The smortest person to ever live. She is da one that shall become the president and abolish spllpleing one day! EVERYONE VOTE FOR HER

Person: "OMG IS THAT CRYSTAL FUTURE PREZ"
Person B: "NO WAY I NEED HER AUTOGRAPH!!!"

by im da swagger of the swag January 20, 2022

CRYSHOTS

The best discord debater and best anime tiktoker and he makes everyone his son

CRYSHOTS IS PEAK

by CRYSHOTS March 21, 2022

Cryptmas

A frightening or undesirable state of mind people find themselves in prior to Christmas—for instance, they might unfairly be made redundant so that their companies could save on salaries and year-end bonuses.

Sanitation engineers at Twitter's headquarters in San Francisco were handed a cryptmas letter informing them that they were fired sans retrenchment benefits, because robots would be taking over their wallet-unfriendly jobs.

by Covido December 9, 2022

crydown

When your drunk friend is crying and having a meltdown.

My friend is intoxicated and having a crydown.

by D&T1523 January 5, 2023

Crystal whale spearing

A slang term originating from Huntsville, AL, to crystal whale spear is when you fuck a fat bitch off of the drug crystal meth.

Me and the boys went crystal whale spearing last night! It was awesome!

by Lorangecreampopsicle February 10, 2023

Amethyst Crystal

A crazy little red head lesbian.

The actual person named Amethyst Crystal, you should meet her she's crazy!

by AC herself May 31, 2009