dirty ditty clean

Dirty ditty clean: is a turm used to describe sex so nasty after getting out the shower that u can't tell anyone like a dirty party :

Dam babe that was so dirty ditty clean can't tell no one about this like a ditty party : wait didn't for for the P did he ?????

by k187c January 15, 2025

Clean Nig

A wealthy black man who is practically white. He sends his children to a preppy boarding school. He drives a BMW. Is well kept. Wears suits to work. Speaks like an average white man, and generally doesnt follow any sports teams.

Greg: Yo you see that Clean Nig who moved in down the road??
Mac: Yeah man he drives a nice car.
Greg: I know hes such a clean nig

by Hippieman2 May 12, 2015

Traveler's Clean

The act of taking extra care- and time- when douching, typically anticipating significant delay of the anal intercourse for which one is preparing

"Hey Ricky, where's Omar? The cab will be here in five"
"He said he was meeting someone at the club later. Probably stuck in the bathroom giving himself a real good traveler's clean"

by s3r10u5 August 5, 2021

McDonald's Bathroom Clean

adjective. There's squeaky clean, there's spotless clean, and then there's McDonald's Bathroom Clean. Refers to the cleanliness of McDonald's bathrooms, which is probably all that Mickey D's is good for...a good place to take a dump.

Hey sailors! All hands on deck! I want this floor looking McDonald's Bathroom Clean!

by boggler June 29, 2019

Clean log

The act of excreating a turd so cleanly no wiping is required

Guy:I just had the fattest clean log dude
Guy2: dats grim fam

by Clean log November 17, 2017

Creativity Clean

A clean and safe way to sleep with an artist after going to the club and dragging her ass home

“Yo, did you fuck that artist?”
“Damn right I did!”
“I’m betting you creativity cleaned her up”
“Course bro”

by neverwyaed March 26, 2023

Clean the Table

When you are about to get your ass eaten you do one last emergency wipe right beforehand to ensure you are clean for the ass consumer.

Matt: Did you clean the table?
Alex: Yes of course I did!

by Raven Kaulitz January 15, 2023