the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

fucking ur hand intematly or hardcore

i do the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger way 2 often

by chaseathon! September 22, 2003

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, pink-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger

The process of masturbating

He was doing the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, pink-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger in his girlfriends car

by Silky Johnston June 9, 2006

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

masturbation; playing five on one, priming the piss pump; playing tug of war with ol' cyclops.

Following his vasectomy, he needed to produce 25 ejaculations over a 6-month period to assure testicular emasculation. In order to do this 25 times, he had to perform the five-finger knuckle shuffle on his one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

by weave March 21, 2003

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

beating it like a mad man

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger was a lot of fun for Peter after his girl friend wouldn't let him play with her.

by Anonymous September 14, 2003

Chuck

DEFINITION#1:

Someone cool as hell in doses, and genuinely nice. Probably raps and cries when he should be rhyming.

DEFINITION #2:

How someone from the south eats corn on the cob. Made from words 'CHEW' , and 'SUCK'.

Subject A: Yo, see if Chuck will give us a ride to New Orleans! He got that new truck.
Subject B: Mane, he's good taking me's home's and cchhhiilllin's for a second while we's smoke's. But I don't think I could handle Chuck all the way's to the O."
A: "Yeeah, you're right. See what Piper doin. Maybe shawdieeee wanna go"

by Its Delilah Yoo January 1, 2022

Chuck McCoy

A creepy and sexist motherfucker from the Disney Channel show Austin & Ally. He is constantly lusting after Trish De La Rosa and he looks at her like he wants to spike her drink and rape her. I love Austin & Ally to death but Chuck is the worst character on the show. I wouldn't be surprised if he was abusing her and raping her. Trust me, he doesn't love her at all- he only wants to fuck her and then control her ass and take advantage of her.

Chuck McCoy: *finds Trish passed out drunk on the floor* Oh, good. Trish is passed out. Now I can fuck her.

by Ausllyology August 18, 2024

Chucking his muck into a pasty

the soon to be sted demon needs to share their much for others to eat in a pasty

Chucking his muck into a pasty means the steroids have made him so erect he finds any warm pocket to stick it in and splatter

by Someone1254 April 28, 2025