Cheese Fat

When a person eats so many cheez-its that they get overweight.

Girl...you better knock off the crackers, you're gettin' cheese fat!

by ghostbustarhymes November 13, 2011

Cheeseburger Politics

Term used to describe a fast food restaurant with employees that take themselves too seriously

Teenager 1: I quit working at, 'X', because I couldn't stand their Cheeseburger Politics.
Teenager 2: Mind giving me an example of their Cheeseburger Politics?
Teenager 1: The manager was tyrannical, and the people I worked with were always trying to get me fired, as if I even wanted to work there!

by PaperBagRobot January 11, 2014

cheese tash

Cheese tash is when you wipe the cheese off your bell end with your finger and spread it over some ones upper lip

The lads were playing a drinking game the winner gave the loser a cheese tash

by rambunctious July 13, 2014

Cheese Attack

When your body shuts down because the build up of cheese over time in the arteries.

The Cheese Attack was just awful. Such a shame what she loved the most, killed her in the end.

by Cheese Attack April 1, 2015

Cheese puff nipples

Usually on people who have transfered from a cold room to a hot room, their nipples become larger than average and pop out of their clothes making them noticable and puffy.

"Jack just rubbed my with his cheese puff nipples , i almost threw up."

by WongTongShlong April 11, 2015

Cheese Turtle

An uncircumcised micropenis with yellow smegma

"Hey how's your cheese turtle problem doing?"
"I thought I told you not to talk about it in public!"
"Not my fault you weren't circumcised and don't know how to wash your tiny dick. That yellow smegma is gross"

by SouLLesS April 26, 2015

cheese house

When you bone down a chick that has kids and her house smells like cheese. But you don't give a damm.

I love going down to Lucy's cheese house anytime she invites. Even though it smell like rugrats and mozzarella

by Jixsonthavibrator August 19, 2016