cat on the keyboard 

When a text or email is laced with typos and misspellings, as if a cat walked on a keyboard while a person was writing. A garbled email or text.

Sorry for the garbled email, there was a cat on the keyboard.
Her letter was rife with errors; she must have had a cat on her keyboard.
I never text and drive, not only is it really dangerous, but if i text while driving, my texts always look like there was a cat on my keyboard.

cat on the keyboard by merlin's memory April 10, 2017

Cat Ears Girl

The girl who frequents Harvard Square and North Station in Boston who wears cat ears everyday. She is an art student who normally wears plastic rimmed glasses, converse shoes, and black sweatshirts with some type of picture stenciled on them. She is commonly seen drawing creepy pictures in a notebook, or chewing beef jerky. If you speak to her, she'll introduce herself as either 'Tash' or 'Cat Ears Girl'.

"Why is that girl wearing cat ears?"

"I dunno, she's Cat Ears Girl. Go ask her."

Cat Ears Girl by Squishy Bob August 4, 2008

Cat Butt Cereal

when ones cat licks their ass and then starts drinking the milk out of your cereal bowl. This usually happens when you leave your bowl on the table to get something/go somewhere/do something.

"Would you like a cold bowl of cereal?"
-No i dont want to take a chance on it turning into Cat Butt Cereal.

Cat Butt Cereal by Pubert-tea January 16, 2008

Cat mario 

That really annoying ass game that's a rip off of Super Mario Bros. Also known as "Syobon Action!".

Cat Mario hates me.

Cat mario by Beckychu October 13, 2010

Cat on the roof 

anything awesome or cool. you can use it however you want. this saying originated in Zwolle, Netherlands as a joke but quickly became popular around the world

Last night's party was cat on the roof!!!

Cat on the roof by zwolle October 10, 2009

Cat sex 

This occurs when two (or more) 0_o; cats proceed to have sexual intercourse with eachother(s) They fuck the shit out of eachother. :o

Dude, I saw my cats having sex last night. I taped it and totally slammed my ham to it this morning. >.<

*whispers* I love cat sex. :o

Cat sex by Alex Regan January 12, 2009

cat videos

What the Internet is made of/ Universe

Look up "cat videos" on YouTube, and a bazillion search results will come up.

cat videos by ihavenoideapleaseshootme September 11, 2013