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Cake

A cleaner and funnier way to say "ate out".
Girl 1: Yeah he came over and he had some cake!
by Jokingly-CreatingWords2 June 20, 2010
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cake baking

When a guy spends all his time to get a girls attention...
Shohan got his cake baking trophy taken away from him for having his pit bull running loose around campus...
by Kenneth Carino May 10, 2006
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cake by the ocean

Sex on the beach with a girl who has a great ass!
James: Imma take Lori for a piece of cake by the ocean! 😜

Adam: mmmm tasty. Enjoy! Imma stay home and have a piece!
James: Sweet.
by Newfiediver October 5, 2016
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cake

1) (n) A silky-smooth combination of sugar, milk, eggs, and flour baked at 375 for thirty minutes. Covered in frosting and given to beautiful people.
2) (n) A prize; something valuable won by a group.
3. (v) To own.
4. (adj) Weak.
5. (n) Stuff. Used in conjunction with the word "my." "stuff" and "cake" are interchangable.
6. (N) A band. Indie kids like them.
7. (v) to leave, only appropriate as a command and followed by the word "off."
1. My mommy made me a cake :)
2. Oh man, don't even think you're keeping that cake, not the whole hundred bucks. I think about twenty to each of us sounds about fair.
3. ...so he was drivin' past me and I was like, nah, fool, I'ma cake yo ass!
4. Dude, you sleep with her T-shirt? You are such a little pansy! Oh snap, how whipped. That's seriously cake, dude.
5. Stop rummaging through my cake, jerk! Do I need to lock up everything I own?
6. I was gonna go see Cake at Buzzfest, but they were playing with LostProphets. I decided it'd be more fun to eat my own soul.
7. Son, you best cake off. Betta walk right out that door.
by Cap'n Awesome May 15, 2005
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strawberry short cake

When a girl gives a guy a blow job, then he cums all over her face, then punches her in the nose, so thhat it bleeds, and mixes the blood and cum together, ie strawberry short cake
I love giving girls strawberry short cakes, but it must hurt them alot.
by Follicle April 6, 2003
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The Birthday Cake

Having sex with a girl from behind, and finishing on her ass. After you've finished you use a rubber spatula to evenly distribute the cum on her butt cheeks, as if it were icing on a cake. When this is complete you may stick a candle in her butt hole and light it. Finish off by putting on a birthday party hat and you have successfully completed The Birthday Cake.
"Dude, I gave Steph the birthday cake last night!"

"Oh that's nice of you dude, was it red velvet or...?"

"No dude, I came on her butt and smeared it with a spatula."
by B Hayes April 15, 2013
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yellow cake

Fantasy uranium mentioned in Bush's 2002 State of Union address inorder to justify attack on Iraq. aka a balled face lie used to manipulate the masses by a politician.
That speech was riddle with yellow cake - better do some fact checking before you buy into that crap.
by TWade August 25, 2005
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