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Evanston Car Wash 

It’s when the upperclassmen on the Northwestern University football team lather themselves up in the team shower , then stand in close quarters at the entrance to said shower and make poor performing underclassmen squeeze through them naked to get in the shower.
Those poor freshmen football players at NU were forced to run the gauntlet through the Evanston Car Wash for several years under coach Fitzgerald.
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Show me the car fax 

It is usually used whenever someone wants proof of something or asks to see something
Guy 1: bro i got nudes from this thick bitch
Guy 2: On Jah? Show me the car fax.
Guy 1: Im just playing cuh im cappin

dog that caught the car 

This is a person who has achieved his/her goal but doesn’t know what to do next.
After Jim Morrison had tired of being a rockstar, he was like the proverbial dog that caught the car: He didn’t know what to do next.

JESUS CHRIST ITS A LION GET IN THE CAR

>:3
Jesus Christ its a lion, get in the car!
Jesus Christ its a lion get in the car

Akio Car 

Red topless (not convertible) sportscar, custom plate "OHTORI", appears in places it shouldn't be able to drive to. Its engine is the sound that races around the end of the world.
Don't you just love the throb of the engine?
Akio Car by Random832 February 21, 2005

Lego car 

A car, usually owned by a chav/pikey which has been crashed by its owner's idiocy, resulting in part of the body having to be replaced. Unfortunately for the pikey, the rotting vehicle has long been discontinued and parts for the car are scarcely available. The result is that the chav eventually settles for a totally different coloured car part to the rest of the car. Hence the car looks similar to a lego car which has been built by a deprived child who lacks a sufficient amount of same coloured bricks.
Chav: Aw bruv! Wuyyoo meen da XR3's bin discontinued?
Ford: We no longer manufacturer that vehicle, or any of it's parts. We're abandoning you as a customer.
Chav: Aw man. Watch! All my matez is gonna be sayin i has a lego car now when i has tah buy a part off eBayz.
Lego car by scribbull January 13, 2008