Scalper Bumping

A term used to describe the accidental displacement of unsavory characters from a trading card restock to prevent them from gobbling up boxes meant for the masses. A heroic move, derived from a form of vigilantism. Found mostly in the aisles of Targets and Wal-Marts

There was someone camping out and waiting for a Pokemon restock, once the vendor arrived, two of us started scalper bumping to make sure the kids waiting could be able to get some Pokemon cards

by Robinhood Restock April 5, 2025

Bump time

The time for one or a group to snort drugs

Erika was coming down so she asked Tony if it was bump time.

by Scooter3412 March 21, 2022

Junjee bumping

Jumping and bumping into something/someone that could cause you serious problems in the future.

I’m going to to the bar the girls there may be worth junjee bumping.

by The Varsha creature December 25, 2020

Rhythmically Bumping

Slang definition - the act of engaging with someone intimately/sexually said in a humorous manner, also known as Rhythmically Bumping. Usually used to speak of intimate interactions more lighthearted and comical.

(Looking into her eyes we knew we would be "Rhythmically Bumping" tonight, and have an intimate moment together.)

by TheRhythmicBumper December 25, 2023

Speed Bump

Mouth herpes.

I wouldn't let her suck my dick because she had a speed bump.

by Ka Napp October 24, 2023

Bumped

Geordie slang for scammed or ripped off.

Friend: I'm such an idiot I've just bought sugar for 20 quid.

Me: That's why you don't buy ket off the chavs. You get bumped to bits.

by Minecraftweedmod January 1, 2020

Shaft bump

Deep throating a dick and taking a bump off the shaft at maximum throating level. Trick is to snort the cocaine and not swallow

Jeff Houston is a pro at shaft bumps, a legend in these parts. Some say he invented it.

by Partysecretsfromredding August 8, 2018