Person 1: That was an awesome movie!
Person 2: Yeah, awesome special effects.
Person 3: I was so offended by that movie! Could you believe how many subliminal racist messages there were? I think we need to write a letter to the studio and tell them to ban this movie.
Later on...
Person 1: Brian's getting some guys together to go play football at his house.
Person 2: Cool, let me go get my cleats and we'll head over.
Person 3: Football's barbaric! So typical of American society to love a violent game like that!
Person 1: If you don't like it, then don't come! Jeez, why do you always have to be such a turd in a punch bowl?
Person 2: Yeah, awesome special effects.
Person 3: I was so offended by that movie! Could you believe how many subliminal racist messages there were? I think we need to write a letter to the studio and tell them to ban this movie.
Later on...
Person 1: Brian's getting some guys together to go play football at his house.
Person 2: Cool, let me go get my cleats and we'll head over.
Person 3: Football's barbaric! So typical of American society to love a violent game like that!
Person 1: If you don't like it, then don't come! Jeez, why do you always have to be such a turd in a punch bowl?
by Paul785 October 15, 2007
Get the turd in a punch bowlmug. Gary: did you sort that problem out for me.
Phil: no i got jack to do it
Gary: JACK! why did you get him to do it. you soggy bowl of cornflakes, you cant do anything right.
Phil: no i got jack to do it
Gary: JACK! why did you get him to do it. you soggy bowl of cornflakes, you cant do anything right.
by Jourdy22 January 27, 2015
Get the Soggy Bowl Of Cornflakesmug. An area of the United States usually in the southern states where very few people have access to high-speed internet, their only option often being slow ass dial-up.
No online gaming.
Overnight downloads.
No online gaming.
30-minute Wikipedia page wait.
No online gaming.
...It sucks livin' in the Dial-up Bowl...
Overnight downloads.
No online gaming.
30-minute Wikipedia page wait.
No online gaming.
...It sucks livin' in the Dial-up Bowl...
by Blake C. June 27, 2008
Get the Dial-up Bowlmug. The act of ripping a major fart on the toilet, usually audible to the whole household. Try not to do this at a party.
by Spordiac July 21, 2011
Get the Toilet Bowl Acousticsmug. Having sit on the toilet so long that your legs lose blood flow, causing you to have trouble walking when getting up.
He stayed on the crapper so long that he had a bad case of toilet bowl polio and could hardly walk out of the bathroom.
by Itellunow July 31, 2016
Get the toilet bowl poliomug. TELLING SOMEONE THAT IS IN EVERYONE ELSE'S BUSINESS, THEY NEED TO GO BOWLING SO THEY CAN LEARN TO STAY IN THEIR LANE AND MIND THEIR OWN BUSINESS
Bobo axed: whet you talkin' bout? I sed, you worried bout the wrong thang! you need to go bowling!! Bobo sed what dat mean? I sed, it mean you need to stay in your lane and mind yo own damn business
by G.B. WIGGLES September 6, 2019
Get the NEED TO GO BOWLINGmug. Refers to a bong or waterpipe bowl that has been filled with marijuana refuse such as stalks and stems, then lightly top with actual weed.
Similar to the Indian tiger trap, where a deep pit is covered with sticks to support grass and leaves to disquise the trap.
The mong never likes to share his weed, so he packs tiger trap bowls for his friends while he gets a full bowl of 'greens'.
Similar to the Indian tiger trap, where a deep pit is covered with sticks to support grass and leaves to disquise the trap.
The mong never likes to share his weed, so he packs tiger trap bowls for his friends while he gets a full bowl of 'greens'.
The mong never likes to share his weed, so he packs tiger trap bowls for his friends while he gets a full bowl of 'greens'.
by mreverting May 15, 2008
Get the tiger trap bowlmug.