Monkey Blast

When a female farts and it slides up the front and blasts out her vagina.

That fart ended up monkey blasting right up the front!

by sks4540 March 21, 2020

jet blast in the ass

When you shove your anus inside the jacuzi jet and you start to slowly fill up with water and your blood fills with the chemicals and bloat and cum into death.

I like to jet blast in the ass its my favorite passtime.

by JAM IN THE TOE March 22, 2020

Oreo Blast

The act of blasting a huge cum load inside of someone's anus and having them fart causing little pieces of shit to shoot out casing the illusion of oreo cookies.

I accidentally gave someone the wrong Oreo Blast the other day. It was messy....

I love giving him and Oreo Blast because he knows how to work his blender.

by Brandon221531 March 23, 2020

Blast

Space between your balls and ass

Carl/Karl says I like to lick tour blast.

by Hispan1 July 29, 2020

blast your ass

another phrase for “sorry to bother you” or “hate to inform you”

I don’t mean to blast your ass, but you should know that i cheated on you.

by poopyahole69 August 9, 2020

turkey blasting

the sexual act of using a turkey leg as a butt plug and then eating it out of the anus.

Next weekend I'm going to be turkey blasting my girlfriend all night.

by inkedworker August 27, 2020

Blast

An Egyptian term for when you try to express love and affection, but also anger and confusion. Often used in public groups of 1-5 people.

Harry wanted to blast really hard.

"Let's blast away on this trip." Paul said as he turned up the volume in the car.

by Candyman124 September 1, 2020