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man candy

man candy man-kan-dee n. A delicious, delectable, scrumptious little niblet of happiness which tickles one's fancy and satisfies one's sweet tooth while bringing a flavorful abundance of zing to one's lips and appearing as a Greek god descending from the heavens of the male specimen.
"I definitely cannot engage in this conversation because i have no man candy."
by SEKSCI April 12, 2010
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man syrup

A man's jizz, sperm, cum.
He shot a huge load of creamy, sticky man syrup down her throat.
by DirkD January 19, 2007
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schwans man

Today's version of the milk man. Delivering delicious frozen goodies to urban families everywhere. Usually delivers different forms of ice cream, breakfast foods, or other forms of frozen treats such as hot pockets (knock offs of course, but still awesome) and different kinds of frozen, microwaveable sandwiches.

He drives a huge ass tan colored delivery truck with doors all over it and a big picture of a swan painted on the side.

He also carries a little calculator looking hand computer that he presses buttons on with a pen and makes cool "beep beep boop boop beep" sounds.
The schwans man is here! Time to get some of those badass frozen toaster waffles and steak and egg biscuits!
by Rale May 15, 2008
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Man Meat

A delicious hunk of maleness with a tight body and a hunger for some lovin.
I can't wait to see my man meat this weekend.
by ubieihdjlkfjdk313 July 12, 2010
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man blanket

a woman who constantly drapes herself over a man.
Lisa is such a man blanket after a few drinks.
by Reggie Hammer February 24, 2005
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Man Alive!

A rare, odd exclamation. Suitable for all occasions and company. Originates in Upstate New York.
Kid in Car: "What the F...? (Remembers parents) Man Alive! Did you see that ass...knucklehead on the motorcycle?"
by Oldbull June 28, 2009
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stick man

Your stick man is a good friend that always got your back.
by Pharm from BX April 22, 2005
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