potatoe mom

A mother that resembles a potatoes.

Man , I dont want to hang out anymore . Your potatoe mom is always watching my every move.

by Jesse ebersole April 14, 2017

potato torch

A large flame produced by slicing a 1" thick slice of a potato, then stabbing as many matches as one could into that potato, and lighting the matches.

Known in southern areas as a "tater torch". Done when one is bored.

Who wants to light the potato torch tonight?

by BNVasFinest July 9, 2010

Potato wifi

Bad wifi that is bad and is made by lustrousaty

Dude lustrousaty wifi is bad and is potato wifi

by Dudes bro is lol May 13, 2017

Pouch Potatoes

Nuts, Balls, Twins, Tanks, Boys, and all other forms of Mr. Chubby's friends
as coined on Grey's Anatomy

Ammon spends all his time fondleing his Pouch Potatoes in class, that's why he bombed it.

by Jonathan C Forbes May 24, 2008

Couch potato

A person who sits and watches to much TV

that girl Kali is the true definition of a couch potato.

by Indica wishes May 11, 2018

potato lyfe

When you love potatoes and you are livin dat potato lyfe!!!

Mom~ Why type of clothes should I buy for you?
Kid~ ANYTHING WITH FLUFFING POTATOES!!!
you see potato pjs kid~ OH MY GERD GIMMIE THOSE
Mom~ What is you obsession with potatoes?
Kid~ Um have you never looked up "Potato lyfe" in urban dictionary?
Mom~ No...
Kid~ IT MEANS I LOVE FLUFFING POTATOES

by Llama Chicken McNugget March 10, 2017

footed potato

A fat girl that resembles a potato with feet. Also known as a footed potato.

Hey Man look at that fatchick she looks like a damn footed potato.

by John Henryz June 28, 2010