Red Truck Syndrome

AKA: "I can't work on that because I have 'If I work on a red truck I'll die syndrome.'"

A rare disease that occurs in mechanics. People who have been contracted with RTS are significantly more susceptible to problems, pain, injuries, and even death from vehicles, ESPECIALLY red trucks. Hence the name Red Truck Syndrome.

May also be a symptom of laziness but has never been proven to correlate. Should be taken seriously when brought up.
When asked to work on a red Truck or any vehicle, you respond with "I can't work on that because I have red truck syndrome."
by HardWorkingMechanic April 9, 2022
mugGet the Red Truck Syndromemug.

hiccup truck

A portmanteau of hick and pickup truck because the majority of people who own pickup trucks are hicks
If it weren't for hiccup trucks there wouldn't be tailgates
by beginagainagain March 12, 2025
mugGet the hiccup truckmug.

Powell Trucking

Your Powell Trucking hat looks very submissive today
by LeviiWasTaken June 20, 2022
mugGet the Powell Truckingmug.

truck stop mosaic

when you splatter against the backboard of the commode and leave a big stain for the next guy
I wouldn’t go in there right now my truck stop mosaic is still drying.
by z4ynex June 25, 2024
mugGet the truck stop mosaicmug.

bug-truck

when a bug has a big dump truck in the back
Timmy: hey tommy did you see that bug?

Tommy: yea look he's got a bug-truck
by 13 yo girl making up words August 25, 2021
mugGet the bug-truckmug.

truck

by nikkigurl February 2, 2016
mugGet the truckmug.

dick truck

It's just like a cake truck, but you get dick instead.
A dick truck is just like whale sex.
by 21_jo-z February 27, 2017
mugGet the dick truckmug.

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