by Subwoofter October 16, 2019
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by Urban svening April 15, 2011
When your kids are being total dickheads and you say you're heading to the store to pick up a few things, but really that's your way out of this hellish kid-filled life.
"We ruined dad's box of vintage Playboys so he said he was just going to the store for smokes and milk. That was 18 years ago. And come to think of it, he didn't even smoke!"
by Ol Grimey January 02, 2018
by Cashbeaste October 07, 2023
by mttttlck September 19, 2020
the yummiest milk available. made is large quantities by a man named milan. typical use is showering in and eating. comes out of the carton a bit like gone of milk, smell reminiscent of a durian
by robbbiggestd July 24, 2021