December 2

National skip school day

Tim: Billy, guess what today is?!
Billy: What?

Tim: December 2, National Skip School Day!!!!

by (╥﹏╥) October 30, 2019

December 2

December 2 is national bang your head against a calendar that says 2020 day

Jimmy : Hey James it's December 2!
James : Oh wait I bought that calendar for 2020 it's in my room *bangs head on calendar*
Jimmy : *bangs head on calendar*

by Iamnoturdawae December 02, 2019

December 2

National ask a boy for his hoddie day!

You can ask for any boy's hoodie, he has to say yes ;)

Girl: Can I have your hoodie?
Boy: why?
Girl: It's December 2!
Boy: oh... Sure :) *gives her his hoodie*

by Arizona as the tea November 29, 2019

December 2

The only day you can skip fucking school

"Are you going to school tomorrow"

No you dumbass tommorow it's December 2

by Diegosexyboy November 07, 2019

2-Runner

Any rear wheel drive only Toyota 4Runner

Dan: yo Mike I just bought a new 4runner, It's only rear wheel drive though
Mike: Oh it's a 2-runner then
Dan: I guess

by Daniel Mactavish December 04, 2022

April 2

Free pass of day after April fools if you forgot or thought of a good joke after April fools

Yo man it’s April 2 it still counts

by j0hnnyappl3se3d April 02, 2021

April 2

only the finest mfs born on this day they pull all the girls they athletic and they put that ish on

“i heard he born on april 2nd”
“oooh he got me tight”

by ____thakid July 09, 2023