This is a phrase a mother uses to assert herself over her children. In one simple sentence she shows dominance over her offspring and reminds her children that she does does not have to explain herself or her decisions to them.
This is a phrase used by a mom when her child...
A.) Has done something wrong and mom is telling him or her to stop.
B.) Is about to do something wrong and is caught and mom tells him or her not do it.
C.) Is asking for something and Mom says, "No!".
In all of these instances the child would more than likely repeat this phrase, "But why"! In the beginning the mother may say, "Im the Mommy that's why", but usually the mother will say no several times until she feels like she going to explode.
This is a phrase used by a mom when her child...
A.) Has done something wrong and mom is telling him or her to stop.
B.) Is about to do something wrong and is caught and mom tells him or her not do it.
C.) Is asking for something and Mom says, "No!".
In all of these instances the child would more than likely repeat this phrase, "But why"! In the beginning the mother may say, "Im the Mommy that's why", but usually the mother will say no several times until she feels like she going to explode.
(In the grocery store)
Little Joey: Mommy can we get donuts from the bakery.
Mom: Not today sweety
Joey: Please Mom
Mom: No, Joey, not today.
Joey: (Starts to fake cry) Its not fair, you never get me anything.
Mom: Thats not true, stop with the fake tears and a big a boy or youre going to be in trouble.
Joey: (He raises his voice) Just tell me why, mommy. Why cant we get them? Why?
Mom: (Mom lowers her voice into a growl and gets close to Joey face) I'm the Mommy that's why!
Little Joey: Mommy can we get donuts from the bakery.
Mom: Not today sweety
Joey: Please Mom
Mom: No, Joey, not today.
Joey: (Starts to fake cry) Its not fair, you never get me anything.
Mom: Thats not true, stop with the fake tears and a big a boy or youre going to be in trouble.
Joey: (He raises his voice) Just tell me why, mommy. Why cant we get them? Why?
Mom: (Mom lowers her voice into a growl and gets close to Joey face) I'm the Mommy that's why!
by PsychStudent101 July 21, 2016
Get the I'm the Mommy that's why!mug. Example 1:
Girl 1: omg, that Girl is so cute!
Girl 2: Yeah, I'm too gay for this.
Example 2:
Random dude:hello there cutie
Me:oh no, I'm too gay for this.
Girl 1: omg, that Girl is so cute!
Girl 2: Yeah, I'm too gay for this.
Example 2:
Random dude:hello there cutie
Me:oh no, I'm too gay for this.
by Gayguuurl August 15, 2019
Get the I'm too gay for thismug. In reference to Call of Duty games, it is a fancy way of saying "Nobody will hear me" when you are sneaking into or out of a house or other building you weren't supposed to leave/enter to begin with.
Buddy: Dude, are you seriously going to come with me later? Won't your parents hear you?
You: Relax, I'm running Ninja up in this biatch.
You: Relax, I'm running Ninja up in this biatch.
by AL_PS3 March 2, 2011
Get the I'm running Ninjamug. by Attention blog November 12, 2013
Get the i'm so shittedmug. Caleb: "I'm sorry what was your name again?"
Jen: "I've just told you I'm Jen"
Caleb: "I'm Smart today"
Jen: "I've just told you I'm Jen"
Caleb: "I'm Smart today"
by Squaaa! October 3, 2018
Get the I'm smart todaymug. Made famous by Beyoncé on her "Don't Hurt Yourself" music video, "GOD IS GOD, I AM NOT" actually means that if god forgives, I don't, which was the context of the song itself (Beyoncé was mad in her song, singing about how he cheated on her).
Boy: Forgive me, I swear I will change.
Girl: God is god, I'm not.
Boy: You are so selfish
Girl: *BLOCK*
Girl: God is god, I'm not.
Boy: You are so selfish
Girl: *BLOCK*
by YasserB January 9, 2017
Get the god is god, i'm not.mug.