e-gret

e-gret (noun, verb): The feeling of sorrow, shame, remorse, or fear one experiences after sending an ill-advised electronic message (e-mail, IM, text message) that cannot be recalled.

I completely misread our flirty IM exchange, and now I'm filled with e-gret that I pinged her saying, "So, when are we gonna have sex?"

by Sassy76 September 30, 2008

e-nunciate

How a word is enunciated while talking to someone online.

How did she e-nunciate it? Did she say "Are you Jewish!?!?" or "are you jewish...?"

by Cameron202 September 25, 2008

E-baller

Someone who is infected with ebola but still a pretty chill dude.

That E-Baller is dying but he's a down dude.

by thepseudonymousbosch February 21, 2017

E-lationship

A relationship with someone you've only ever talked with online.

Craig is so funny, I'm thinking about friend requesting him and taking our e-lationship to the next level.

by Spoonorama July 9, 2010

e-bagged

The form of internet tea bagging, in which the victim opens an unknown photo only to view someones scrotum.

"dude last night I was checking my email, and opened up a message from jerry, only to aww a pic of his balls, that fucker e-bagged me."

by Josh Renison February 20, 2008

e-lesbian

A woman who has no interest or sexual thoughts of the female sex offline, but begins to show lesbian tactics online, such as looking up videos of soft lesbian porn and even masturbating to it.

"Hey, why is this lesbian porn website in your history? Don't you have a boyfriend?"

"I'm an e-lesbian."

"Oh."

by poseidon109 May 17, 2009

e-cake

A photo of a fake cake that you e-mail to a friend because you were too cheap to spend money on a real cake or gift and too lazy to think of something to get. Usually found on a Facebook application

Dear Cheryl, Happy Birthday please enjoy this e-cake I got you, Love Embrey

by Embrey April 9, 2010