Schmid-E

Is a DJ who will one day save the world through music. To know him is to love him.

Did you hear that last set by DJ Schmid-E? I think I will go kiss a kitten and paint a masterpiece now...

by .keli. June 14, 2007

e-lesbian

A woman who has no interest or sexual thoughts of the female sex offline, but begins to show lesbian tactics online, such as looking up videos of soft lesbian porn and even masturbating to it.

"Hey, why is this lesbian porn website in your history? Don't you have a boyfriend?"

"I'm an e-lesbian."

"Oh."

by poseidon109 May 18, 2009

e-nunciate

How a word is enunciated while talking to someone online.

How did she e-nunciate it? Did she say "Are you Jewish!?!?" or "are you jewish...?"

by Cameron202 August 01, 2008

E-rekt

When you get rekt online

Oh man, i just got e-rekt while playing call of duty

by Babyjessuss February 11, 2016

e-gret

e-gret (noun, verb): The feeling of sorrow, shame, remorse, or fear one experiences after sending an ill-advised electronic message (e-mail, IM, text message) that cannot be recalled.

I completely misread our flirty IM exchange, and now I'm filled with e-gret that I pinged her saying, "So, when are we gonna have sex?"

by Sassy76 August 05, 2008

e-bagged

The form of internet tea bagging, in which the victim opens an unknown photo only to view someones scrotum.

"dude last night I was checking my email, and opened up a message from jerry, only to aww a pic of his balls, that fucker e-bagged me."

by Josh Renison February 20, 2008

E-lationship

A relationship with someone you've only ever talked with online.

Craig is so funny, I'm thinking about friend requesting him and taking our e-lationship to the next level.

by Spoonorama July 08, 2010