p*ss

The fucktard's way of typing "piss" on the internet. For some reason they do this in internet forums and comment sections like they'll get banned and/or shunned - when in reality, no one gives a shit.

fuckwad: This whole issue just p*sses me off
sane human being: You do know you can just fucking type "piss" and no one will care, not even the mods.....right?......

by ddeeffgg September 11, 2015

P-day

When a women goes on her period

Timmy: hey brenda want to go on a water slide
Brenda: no sorry its my p-day so i cant do anything

Timmy: tgat sucks

by Chace fortan April 4, 2016

p, t, a

a shower taken when one doesn't really have time to take one. . . that includes washing pits, tits, & ass

Dirty Procrastinator: I'll be there in a few minutes, I just need a p, t, a

by Punk Ass Nigga October 4, 2006

double P

Describes an intestinal condition wherein one is expelling the contents of the guts both by vomiting and diarrhea.

Guy 1: Hey boys I've been rockin' the double P into the AM.
Guy 2: I wish there were some easy remedy for your intestinal distress, but I think it will have to run its course.

by grunth March 31, 2015

Big P

Big P is the nickname for the baddest mf in all the land. It has been said that when Big P is unleashed he has hulk like tendencies and is very powerful yet unstable.....it is said that Big P is great with the ladies and can land any piece of tail despite his very "Tiny P" some might call it a "Micro P" but he is the one of the coolest mfs you will ever meet

Big P how is it?

by @TheRealBigP November 23, 2018

p and r'd

short for primed and ready. the state of a girl being so drunk that she is ready to have sex with you

that girl is p and r'd

by bonedoc22 June 12, 2011

pushing p

when a boy(male) inserts his penis into a blender and feeds it to his friend(s)

" yo bro I was pushing p today, that's why your drinking my dick "

by the ol dicker January 21, 2022