Boys will be boys

something moms say to either laugh at their little toddler son playing in the grass or to save their son from truthful rape accusations.

mom: "little johnny would never do something like that to a woman!"

police officer: "'little johnny' has admitted to the crime already."

mom: "oh, boys will be boys!"

police officer: "your son is going to be taken into custody, ma'am."

by doesNOTtakeituptheass June 6, 2023

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Spice boy

Go fuck yoursef

Spice Boy 1: Go fuck yourself

Spice Boy 2:✌️

by Spice Boy Kid February 6, 2021

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Reptilian boy girl

Someone that likes things that light up, especially things that give off heat or warmth, not because the Reptilian boy girl is a source of light himself/herself (actually quite the opposite) but because the Reptilian boy girl thinks of it as a heat lamp or UV light, something to heat the blood up.

The Reptilian boy girl was always trying to bask under someone else's UV light or heat lamp and not in anyone's shadow.

by The Original Agahnim January 25, 2022

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flower boy

that guy you'd think is gay/effeminate but is actually fucking your girl behind your back.

The unfortunate boyfriend usually stays unaware no matter how much you try to tell him.

aka. wolf in a gay man's clothing

You: "Aren't you afraid that guy is fucking your girl?"
Boyfriend: "no he's gay"
You: "he's a flower boy."
Boyfriend: "Yeah he loves roses"
You: "no he's a flower boy"
Boyfriend: "yes, that's what I said!"

by wolvesontheloose February 2, 2019

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