am i cooked

Wanting to know if the situation you are in means that it's over and you're done

i went band 4 band with my doordash driver infront of the hoes and lost, am i cooked?

my neighbor called me last night saying that me and my girlfriend were being too loud but im currently out of town, am i cooked?

by JiffPeanutButter February 11, 2024

george i

he's pretty smart once you talk to him but he only talks in german. no english is to be expected and he looks like a small looking turnip. he's trying his hardest dw. to be annoying <33

"Oh do you know about George I? Yeah the one they plucked from Germany cause he was protestant to become king of great britain."

by sam with an y November 28, 2021

I gree

I agree but spelt wrong, used frequently on discord

"babymetal is the best band"
"I gree"
"What"

by ShadesShadess December 30, 2022

I hate you

Do you mean you're falling in love with me and it kinda scares the shit out of you?

I hate you, but I actually don't

by ilysmitiilwy April 20, 2024

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 16, 2025

I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts

A classic line to woo a woman, meaning that you would do whatever it takes to be close to her.

John saw her from across the room, she was beautiful, he wanted to know her. He downed a vodka and coke and casually made his way over to the bar to order another. "Voda and coke please" he said to the barman. He took a silent but deep breath. "I've been watching you all evening and I would eat a mile of your shit to smell your farts." She smiled, and said "come on then lets go to the bathroom"

by green923jade January 9, 2021