You are the shit that the flies don't want to eat

An insult used on someone who is so worthless that if that person was a pile of shit, flies would stray off it.

Amy: I only slept with him cuz you are terrible in bed Jared, he's much better than you, you loser.
Jared: Amy, you know what? Go fuck yourself, You are the shit that the flies don't want to eat , and i hope you die sad and alone.

by Ashidan April 10, 2013

Don't Shit Where You Eat

An ancient ecological principle which is to be taken literally. Applies especially to heavy industrial chemical pollution, which when allowed to be generated and dumped freely into a closed ecosystemThe Earth due to laissez-faire environmental regulation and corporate neglect, generally results in deleterious effects to all organisms and human health.

Most Infamous example of corporate maleficence was the Bhopal Chemical Disaster.

Effects including but not limited to: Infertility, unplanned gender disruption, cancer, death, mental disability.

We've got Intersex Bass! Google it! We're next!

What do we do about it?

Don't Shit Where You Eat!

by gearhead78 July 7, 2017

I don't give two and a half shits

You really, REALLY don't care about what someone just told you.

Brody: Hey, I just found this really funny video I wanna show you, it's about this-

Ryan: I don't GIVE two and a half shits, alright?!

by MCGONN June 17, 2009

I would use her shit for toothpaste

The ultimate expression of admiration or love for a girl who is so hot this is really the only fitting description.

Bro she is so hot I would use her shit for toothpaste.

by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020

I'd eat the peanuts out of her shit

An expression used to signify the extreme hotness of a female.

Dude#1 "Mate check that bird out!"
Dude#2 "Holy fuck, i'd eat the peanuts out of her shit"

OR
Dude#1 "That bird off Desperate Housewifes is well sweet"
Dude#2 "She's so hot I would eat the peanuts out of her shit"

by Stephen Canavan June 29, 2006

load of shit forced down the throats of billions

Something completely overrated and became suprisingly very popular very fast.

Pokemon is a loud of shit forced down the throats of billions.

by omg, DUH!! October 26, 2003

shit happens when you party naked

Anything can happen when you are partying and clothes are removed.

Todd: Whoa, that party was wild, man. I got my girlfriend pregnant and got the clap from some chick whose name I don't even remember.
Me: Shit happens when you party naked!

by DaunteCulpepper October 11, 2008