needle dick

basically a little dickhead. this person will wear a faggy flat-bill cincinnati reds hat every day yet he has never claimed to be a fan until this year. he's not above going blues brothers and wearing his sunglasses at night and he has been known to associate with an "old lady." he's also douche enough to still root for lebron james.

Dude, you're a fucking needle dick

by Berry Blueman October 12, 2010

filthy dick visit

A Dick Visit (see Dick Visit) in which afterwards your sheets, carpet, and a pair of gym socks have to be profesionally cleaned or burned due to irreperable damage due to seamen/ urine/feces stains.

Hey Eddie, I'm gonna have to take a rain check on watching the Red Sox pound the shit out of the Yankeeys again tonight; Claudia came by for a Filthy Dick Visit this afternoon and the cleaning crew will be here working until about midnight cleaning the feces and seamen off the carpets and walls.

by Richard Dickhausen September 20, 2013

chopped dick kink

a kink someone may have;a sexual arousal from a chopped dick

Me:I want to fuck carrie but i'm not sure if she likes chopped dick
Megan:Well to be honest i have a little chopped dick kink ;)

by x.m.n.r September 22, 2017

shake my dick

A term used to describe something that doesn't mean shit, or can be accomplished with ease.

The phrase was brought to fruition by the great wide receiver Randy Moss.

Reporter: Randy how are you gonna pay the NFL for your $10,000 fine?
Randy: Straight cash homie, Randy don't right checks, what's 10 grand to me? Next time I might shake my dick

Randy shook his dick at the NFL's fine.

by Clint Toris July 11, 2016

the bigger, blacker dick

A term in the popular card game "cards against humanity. This term describes the pulsating black dick that has improved from the smaller, whiter dick.

Damn Suzy, Trashaun definitely has the bigger, blacker dick.

by bossofbossnessbossboss February 15, 2015

Major League Dick

1. One who takes being a total dick to a new level.

2. A way to describe how much a particular situation is unfortunate.

That guy just dude just snatched my two drunk ladies, what a major league dick.

Oh, you are going to fail your biology class? That MLD, bro.

by SolarMoth January 7, 2011

put it in my dick

Derived from the latin word niggerfaggot aka pineapple to put in ones penis

Hey go pick up tht closehanger and put it in my dick !!!!!!!!!!!

by hefe housein December 17, 2016